FROG Tips

FROG IS A PERFECT GIFT FOR WEDDINGS, BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, BAR MITZVAHS, AND QUINCIAÑERAS. DO NOT ALLOW FROG TO COME INTO CONTACT WITH GLITTER OR YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO REMOVE IT FROM FROG'S ADHESIVE SKIN. TO AVOID THIS, YOU MAY PURCHASE GIFT WRAP FOR AN ADDITIONAL FEE.

SOME MODELS OF FROG RELY HEAVILY ON PYTHON (SEE ATTACHED IMAGE). CHECK CHAPTER 63 OF YOUR FROG OPERATOR'S HANDBOOK TO SEE IF YOUR FROG IS ONE OF THEM.

NEVER BE WITHOUT YOUR ESSENTIAL FROG DOCUMENTATION WITH THE NEW CONCISE EDITION OF THE FROG OPERATOR'S HANDBOOK, PERFECT FOR CARRYING AROUND IN A BACKPACK OR LARGE SUITCASE.

THIS PARTICULAR CONFIGURATION OF FROG (AS DEPICTED IN THE ATTACHED ARTIST'S INTERPRETATION) CAN BE USED TO TOW UP TO 5 KILOGRAMS. SEE "TOWING MATERIALS" IN SECTION 1981 (PAGES 17933-18420) OF YOUR GETTING STARTED GUIDE.

TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT NEW FROG MODELS FOR 1983, VISIT THE FROG SYSTEMS INC. BOOTH AT COMDEX!

THIS APPEARS TO BE COUNTERFEIT FROG MERCHANDISE. GENUINE FROG MERCHANDISE IS AVAILABLE ONLY AT THE FROG SYSTEMS ONLINE SHOPPE AT shoppe.frog.tips/ AND IS AVAILABLE AT A 5% DISCOUNT WITH COUPON CODE "GENUINEFROG".

IF YOU ENCOUNTER DIFFICULTIES WHILE ASSEMBLING FLAT-PACK FROG, ENSURE YOU HAVE FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS ON PAGE 2 OF THE ASSEMBLY GUIDE.

FROG IS AVAILABLE AS A FLAT-PACK OF 17,000 IMPOSSIBLY SMALL PARTS FOR EASY ASSEMBLY AT HOME.

THIS GIFT-GIVING SEASON, GIVE THEM THE FUNCTIONAL, ELEGANT, UBIQUITOUS GIFT THEY'LL LOVE MOST: FROG. youtu.be/rnx08LJeJlw

THOSE WITH A DESIRE TO BECOME CERTIFIED FROG MAINTENANCE ENGINEERS MUST PERFORM THE REQUIRED COMPUTER-BASED TRAINING EXERCISE: "OPERATION FROG". DOWNLOAD IT AT abandonia.com/en/games/690/O… (YOU WILL NEED A PC RUNNING DOS IN ORDER TO COMPLETE THE EXERCISE).

PLEASE ENSURE THAT YOU DO NOT ACCIDENTALLY ACCEPT FRAUD PROTECTION FROM YOUR INSURANCE COMPANY, AS THIS IS VASTLY INFERIOR TO FROG PROTECTION. youtube.com/watch?v=Aq_dzm4W…

YOU MAY DISCOVER THE TRUE DEFINITION OF FROG BY WATCHING THE FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO: youtube.com/watch?v=8h-EdX0_…

WHEN YOU CELEBRATE TONIGHT, CELEBRATE WITH FROG! #CINCODEMAYO

FROG WILL ONLY PERFORM FIN DE SIÈCLE SHOWTUNES IN ROOMS OCCUPIED SOLEY BY ITS OWNER. vimeo.com/50941741

NATIONAL FROG BOARD OF CANADA AND FROG SYSTEMS PRESENT: WHAT IS FROG? youtube.com/watch?v=8h-EdX0_…

.@Steven_Swenson @Stmpy_Mch IT IS NOT ADVISED TO VACUUM FROG. SEE THE FOLLOWING YOUTUBE CLIP FROM THE ARCHIVES: youtube.com/watch?v=k1HK2sJ9…

.@NO_BOOT_DEVICE IF FROG IS WEARING SUNGLASSES, YOU MUST DEAL WITH IT (SEE MANUAL PP. 1452-1994).

.@doomedToasty FROG WILL HOP ON CHANNEL 1 BY DEFAULT. CHANNEL 2 REQUIRES AUTH CODE. SEE DEMONSTRATION VIDEO HERE: youtube.com/watch?v=KCtSxQDN…