Retired Roaster. Noleblooded, Broncos #FSUAlumnus 🍢🍢PSN: Captaindune My views are my own and I’m just here for the jokes.

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Joined June 2020
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Classic American Conservative love story
absolutely crazy to say “faith and family most important to us.” their relationship literally began when she started cheating on her 2nd husband and busting her shit wide open for hannity in his basement. then he told his priest he wants to marry the side bitch, priest said no shot. so he left the church lmao.
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Criminals now flee to the United States to avoid jail. What a crazy time to be alive.
🔴 News - Flavio Bolsonaro has fled Brazil and is flying to the United States, a U.S. official tells Reuters
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Can’t even troll on this one, I genuinely feel bad for Steph
After a string of Christmas breakups, Chelsey is heading home for a fresh start. Could a reunion with her high school sweetheart change her luck and her love life? Ayesha Curry and Matthew Daddario star in Second Chance Holiday, premiering on Roku on November 5!
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Someone said Cam Wards stats looks like JSN stats. But seeing it side by side is nuts
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Trump used ICE to kill Alex Pretti, an American who broke no laws, to import a right wing wanted fugitives from another country in Bolsonaro and his family. Unbelievable.
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Bolsonaro had his passport seized. He is a criminal illegal alien. The American taxpayer will now foot the bill to protect his crime family and their jet-setting across our country. All at a time where Trump says we have NO MONEY for *OUR** healthcare. Pathetic. Democrats must defund anything associated with this after the midterms and put the Bolsonaros NUMBER ONE ON THE DEPORTATION LIST when Trump is gone!!!!!!!
WASHINGTON (AP) — State Department says it will give US visas to defeated Brazilian presidential candidate Flávio Bolsonaro and his family.
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This bitch said her type of 9-5 is blue collar .. bitch blue collar workers not working no 8 hours a day .. then when blue said some 9-5’s make $50 an hour she gon say some “really?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hoe was born last night a day before her baby
Blueface had to educate Neveah after she said she wouldn’t date someone with a 9-to-5 because they’re all broke 😳 “You need to take the h*e out of you and see life different. Some 9-to-5s make really good money. You were my BM for 2 months, now you think your better than someone with a job?”
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Random college kid: Pat, we love you bro but please just keep the shirt on Pat McAfee: The University of Utah was literally trying to goad an assassination attempt on me
BTW, this is the video the University of Utah put out that Pat took offense to. Holy Charmin soft...
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Always bragging bout a super nigga who’s no longer around 😭😭😭
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This is the “primary reason”, and you chose Charlotte? Own goal.
The primary reason we moved from NJ to NC was to be political refugees. We decided we shall never live in a blue state again. Democrats are communist tyrants. It was disheartening to vote today and see all the local judgeships and county offices had no Republican candidates. The Democrat runs unopposed! NC has three big problems: Raleigh, Asheville, and Charlotte. We are on the edge of Mecklenburg County, which is where Charlotte is. Definitely not safe here.
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😂😂😂😂 my god what a loser
The University of Utah apologizes to ESPN’s Pat McAfee after a handful of students mocked him as “corny” and “creepy,” triggering the college football personality during his assignment last week to Salt Lake City. nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-…
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Students in the deleted Utah video did not call McAfee “creepy” or mock him as “corny”; one predicted a “corny line” and another said “keep the shirt on.” defector.com/pat-mcafee-rec… x.com/Billgetzfroggy…
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My starting RB on TikTok Live every day in his kitchen asking for galaxies
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President said stop with the emails n bring yall raggedy asses to the game!
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Seahawks got Nelson 49ers got Buckner Broncos are standing pat for the 6th consecutive trade deadline
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Broncos are 5-2 despite a very tough road to start the season
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Not out of nowhere 🤪
I wonder if John Harbaugh pushes for a trade for JK Dobbins and the Broncos roll with Jonah Coleman/RJ Harvey
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Barack is a better man than Donald in every single way. I know it makes white America sick.
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If 50 yards takes us out of going for Jonathan Taylor Nuke the Broncos building rn
This dream died on Sunday with Coleman’s performance lol
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Sean Payton and Trey McBride after the game: “I’ve had some good joker tight ends and you’re certainly one of them” Bring him home
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The foundation of Florida State University was built by Bobby Bowden and the FSU Football program and @PresMcCullough is letting it die on his watch.
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