Everything you’ve been told is a lie. Willing and able to participate in a coup.
Myrtle Beach, SC
Joined September 2019
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Bonking is reserved for heads and boy is it a good description. “I bonked my head.”
In the right circumstances I will give you a “I bonked my elbow”.
You can’t bonk any other body part though.
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Want everyone to pray for me.. don’t want to go into the details but if you want to support me through these hard times please donate to the Adult Hand, Foot, Mouth Society.
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I am 78% sure that, 2014 National Championship winning Quarterback- Cardale Jones, is the cop that hangs out in my local Publix.
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The stark reality of seeing an Airbnb’s bare mattress will have you asking all the right questions.
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I’d rather get shot in the kneecap than lose a mayoral campaign. Gotta be the lamest shit you could ever do.
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If you have ever had or currently have chickenpox, begone! No one wants your nasty 1940’s virus having ass around. #growup
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The American flavored Four Loko almost made me defect to a developing nation… we will never forgive David Copperfield (@Copperfield) for this national tragedy.
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Please consider supporting 11-year-old Parker Dickerson, who lost both his parents to cancer in recent years, including our beloved colleague Jeff Dickerson, who died yesterday of complications from colon cancer at age 44.
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I’d rather drink out of a heavily worn shoe for the entirety of my life than consume a beverage out of a @UA_Athletics stadium cup.
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