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FTPager.sol retweeted
if i'm forced to make a guess:
- $PONS ends up being the first utility coin to hit $1b+ this cycle
- $USELESS ends up being the first memecoin to hit $1b+ this cycle
any better ideas?
FTPager.sol retweeted
God blesses good people.
Yesterday, @theunipcs sent me $2,000 USDC! You can read the quoted thread below for context.
First, I want to thank him from the bottom of my heart. My portfolio is small, so this means a lot to me π
To those asking me for money in comments & DMs: I am not rich. I lost everything not too long ago, dropping from a ~$900K networth to ZERO.
This airdrop is a vital boost to my trading capital, but I'm still rebuilding and battling survivor bias. I will pay this goodwill forward when the time is right.
For anyone thinking I'm only saying "Bonk Guy was right" because of the airdrop, youβre wrong:
π I was here in 2024 when he opened the legendary perp trade that earned him the 'Bonk Guy' name.
π I was here in 2025 during BonkFun season led by USELESS & HOSICO.
π Iβm here now in 2026 on Robinhood, even though I faded his early call on $PONS.
My own trading execution hasn't been perfect, but his track record speaks for itself.
So I'll say it again
Bonk Guy was right π
respect for publicly acknowledging you were wrong
it takes a man to do that! β€οΈβπ₯π«‘
send me your fomo and i'll airdrop you $2,000 USDC!
FWIW: i still think $PONS is super early here. i have an update with some data/info coming out later today. i think many are midcurving this trade, EVEN AT THE CURRENT MARKET CAP!
FTPager.sol retweeted
respect for publicly acknowledging you were wrong
it takes a man to do that! β€οΈβπ₯π«‘
send me your fomo and i'll airdrop you $2,000 USDC!
FWIW: i still think $PONS is super early here. i have an update with some data/info coming out later today. i think many are midcurving this trade, EVEN AT THE CURRENT MARKET CAP!
FTPager.sol retweeted
I can't keep my BTC on centralized exchanges because they might go bankrupt or freeze withdrawals.
I can't keep my BTC in hot software wallets because my laptop might get hacked.
I can't keep my BTC in cold hardware wallets because there could be a bug on the manufacturer's side that exposes my seed phrase.
I can't deploy my BTC in DeFi because there's like a new eight-figure hack every month.
So where am I supposed to keep my BTC?
FTPager.sol retweeted
$GME was dumped back to $3 million MCAP after RapidTallTapir pumped it to $7.5 million with $220,000 in buy pressure
He was exit liquidity
$113,000 lost in less than 24hrs
Lessons there π
$GME on Robinhood just pumped +100% in 1 hour
From $3 million β $6 million MCAP
It's just ONE BUYER pumping the chart though
"RapidTallTapir" on FOMO pumped ~$220,000 into the chart in huge $10,000 clips
No, I don't think "they knows something"
Checking their trading history...
They notoriously whale into charts like this to get them trending on FOMO
BUT
They usually also exit the same way
IN ONE BIG DUMP π
FTPager.sol retweeted
A username change does not require full re-authentication with passkey or 2FA. It only requires the current password, which is commonly stolen together with the session cookies
On a separate note @0xDeployer I've been trying to reach you in DMs about @realstonkcoin / $Real which you've been CTOing
You publicly asked for a competent team to take over the CTO and said youβd advise. Several people/teams expressed interest, but nothing has moved while activity dropped after GME
You also announced the Liquidity Rewards Program (100% of fees to LPs weekly + 10 $NVDA bonus) but that too hasn't started yet
Request:
β Please hand over the CTO to a capable team as promised (Iβm willing to help/join and support)
β Please commence the LP Rewards Program that was announced
The narrative around stock-paired tokens is strong and $Real Stonk can still be the face of Nvidia on Robinhood
I appreciate this is a difficult time for Bankr, but I needed to get your attention on this
Thanks π«‘
xitter.cf/realstonkcoin/status/2β¦
LP Reward program coming soon. 4 week test. 100% of fees go to LPs, paid weekly. Bonus of 10 $NVDA per week split between all in-range LPs.
If the test goes well it becomes permanent. Real stonks and stock to the people, forever.
More details coming soon.
FTPager.sol retweeted
π¨Heads up: Our CEO Vlad Tenevβs X account was compromised and posted a fake promotion for a meme coin.
Weβre working with X to restore access and the post has been removed.
FTPager.sol retweeted
Thesis validated β
@bankrbot shipped it first (Quote Repost)
πππ
The first Token paired to a Tokenized Stock on Robinhood Chain is $REAL (Real Stonks) Ca: 0x237c79C93c3EB8C61a2a2a7465a851B0381b8ba3 paired to the $NVDA (Nvidia)
Current MCAP: $1.4 Million
This new launch model presents an interesting (hopefully welcome) problem for @vladtenev & @RobinhoodCrypto which they may eventually have to address:
"How do we mint Tokenized Stocks fast enough to meet demand π₯΅"
Here's why π
Liquidity for Tokenized Stocks on Robinhood Chain is actually pretty low (TVL is less than $20 Million). This is because Tokenized Stocks liquidity is only available "on demand"
"On-demand" means liquidity for Tokenized Stocks on Robinhood Chain can only grow if there is actual demand for it. Liquidity is only provided when requested because Tokenized Stocks are backed by Real Stocks; get it? "Real Stonks"
We already know that Vlad wants Robinhood Chain to become the home for RWAs/Tokenized Stocks. But this can only happen if there is real demand for RWAs/Tokenized Stocks on Robinhood Chain
That's where Real Stonks comes in
Qn:
What happens when a memecoin ($REAL) is paired to a Tokenized Stock?
Ans:
The memecoin sucks the Quote Token ($NVDA) into its locked liquidity pool when people buy it
The basic routing for an $ETH buy would look like this:
$ETH β $USDG β $NVDA β $REAL
As the memecoin pumps, more $NVDA will be sucked into the locked liquidity pool creating a demand loop for both the memecoin and the Quote Token
So it is conceivable that more Tokenized $NVDA would need to be minted on Robinhood Chain to meet that demand
To illustrate:
Current TVL of $NVDA on Robinhood Chain right now is ~$2 Million (Total Supply: 9,369.674)
$CASHCAT is currently at $66 Million MCAP with $1.5 Million pooled WETH in its main liquidity pool
$REAL at the same MCAP as $CASHCAT will suck in almost the entire TVL of $NVDA on Robinhood Chain which would prompt accelerated growth of $NVDA's on-chain TVL
Now what if Tokenized Stocks yield is added to the mix? Whereby $REAL holders earn yield from trading fees in the form of $NVDA
Then you turn memecoin traders into Tokenized Stocks holders while at the same time growing the TVL and on-chain activity of the associated Tokenized Stock
(Note: Tokenized Stocks yield for $REAL holders isnβt live yet but I hope @0xDeployer sees the vision)
The same token launch model can be replicated across many other Tokenized Stocks, potentially driving meaningful growth in Tokenized Stocks TVL on Robinhood Chain
We'll likely start seeing more memecoins paired to other Tokenized Stocks like $TSLA (Tesla), $AAPL (Apple), $SPCX (SpaceX), etc in future
But $REAL (Real Stonks) has the first mover advantage and could therefore continue to lead the narrative
Remember Vlad's post? π
"Inside you there are two wolves [Memes and RWAs], why not both?"
@bankrbot may have just cracked the code with $Real Stonks π
FTPager.sol retweeted
personally i think this is the most interesting memecoin on robinhood chain right now. it literally embodies the two wolves meme. it drove the bulk of NVDA volume on robinhood chain over the last 48 hours. what are the ramifications when this scales and there are many stock-paired token runners contributing tens of millions of dollars to onchain stock volume?
token volume becomes stock volume that otherwise doesn't exist. treasuries become stock portfolios. fees on a stock-paired pool accrue in the quote asset, so every trade DCAs the project treasury into $NVDA (or whatever stock you choose). nobody decides to buy -- it's just how the pool works. internet communities that automatically convert attention into equity exposure.
stock-paired assets are denominated in an asset with actual earnings behind it. and the asset being onchain means 24/7 trading -- on a saturday, onchain pools are some of the only live $NVDA prices in the world. news breaks over the weekend, tokenized NVDA reprices first, monday's open references it.
two wolves. one pool.
FTPager.sol retweeted
Thesis validated β
@bankrbot shipped it first (Quote Repost)
πππ
The first Token paired to a Tokenized Stock on Robinhood Chain is $REAL (Real Stonks) Ca: 0x237c79C93c3EB8C61a2a2a7465a851B0381b8ba3 paired to the $NVDA (Nvidia)
Current MCAP: $1.4 Million
This new launch model presents an interesting (hopefully welcome) problem for @vladtenev & @RobinhoodCrypto which they may eventually have to address:
"How do we mint Tokenized Stocks fast enough to meet demand π₯΅"
Here's why π
Liquidity for Tokenized Stocks on Robinhood Chain is actually pretty low (TVL is less than $20 Million). This is because Tokenized Stocks liquidity is only available "on demand"
"On-demand" means liquidity for Tokenized Stocks on Robinhood Chain can only grow if there is actual demand for it. Liquidity is only provided when requested because Tokenized Stocks are backed by Real Stocks; get it? "Real Stonks"
We already know that Vlad wants Robinhood Chain to become the home for RWAs/Tokenized Stocks. But this can only happen if there is real demand for RWAs/Tokenized Stocks on Robinhood Chain
That's where Real Stonks comes in
Qn:
What happens when a memecoin ($REAL) is paired to a Tokenized Stock?
Ans:
The memecoin sucks the Quote Token ($NVDA) into its locked liquidity pool when people buy it
The basic routing for an $ETH buy would look like this:
$ETH β $USDG β $NVDA β $REAL
As the memecoin pumps, more $NVDA will be sucked into the locked liquidity pool creating a demand loop for both the memecoin and the Quote Token
So it is conceivable that more Tokenized $NVDA would need to be minted on Robinhood Chain to meet that demand
To illustrate:
Current TVL of $NVDA on Robinhood Chain right now is ~$2 Million (Total Supply: 9,369.674)
$CASHCAT is currently at $66 Million MCAP with $1.5 Million pooled WETH in its main liquidity pool
$REAL at the same MCAP as $CASHCAT will suck in almost the entire TVL of $NVDA on Robinhood Chain which would prompt accelerated growth of $NVDA's on-chain TVL
Now what if Tokenized Stocks yield is added to the mix? Whereby $REAL holders earn yield from trading fees in the form of $NVDA
Then you turn memecoin traders into Tokenized Stocks holders while at the same time growing the TVL and on-chain activity of the associated Tokenized Stock
(Note: Tokenized Stocks yield for $REAL holders isnβt live yet but I hope @0xDeployer sees the vision)
The same token launch model can be replicated across many other Tokenized Stocks, potentially driving meaningful growth in Tokenized Stocks TVL on Robinhood Chain
We'll likely start seeing more memecoins paired to other Tokenized Stocks like $TSLA (Tesla), $AAPL (Apple), $SPCX (SpaceX), etc in future
But $REAL (Real Stonks) has the first mover advantage and could therefore continue to lead the narrative
Remember Vlad's post? π
"Inside you there are two wolves [Memes and RWAs], why not both?"
@bankrbot may have just cracked the code with $Real Stonks π
STOCK PAIRED TOKENS NOW LIVE ON BANKR
every launchpad on earth pairs your token with the chain's native coin. as of today on bankr, you can pair yours with a stock instead -- live on robinhood chain.
launch a token on robinhood chain whose pool is quoted in tokenized $TSLA. or $AAPL. or $SPY. 90+ tokenized stocks & ETFs to pick from.
what that actually means:
> your token doesn't trade against ETH. it trades against the stock. buys and sells price in tokenized TSLA, not crypto
> your chart is a pure bet on your token. no more watching an ETH drawdown erase your rally -- equities don't move like crypto
> creator fees accrue in the stock token. your coin's trading volume pays you in tokenized Tesla exposure
> pair with $SPY and your token's pool price is literally its performance vs the S&P 500. beat-the-market as a tradeable chart
> every trade routes through the stock leg. coin volume becomes real onchain equity volume
> tokenized stocks stop being things you just hold. using equities as launch liquidity is a new primitive -- the early building blocks of an onchain equities economy
how to launch one:
bankr console β launch a token β pick robinhood chain β "Stock Paired Token" β search for ticker
or just tell the agent: "launch $TOKEN paired with TSLA stock"
tokenized stocks are issued by Robinhood on robinhood chain and aren't available everywhere -- stock-paired launches require a location check at bankr.bot (not available in the US, UK, and some other regions).
coins denominated in equities. lfg.
FTPager.sol retweeted
the bar is SO LOW in crypto
The #1 exchange leaked all users phone numbers, addresses, and SSN. Did nothing to remedy the situation and continues to rape users for sport on a bi-monthly basis.
The #1 privacy coin has a theoretically infinite supply and we are just supposed to believe everything is okay.
The #1 launchpad raised 1b in cash for ???
we are so weak and pathetic that vlad and robinhood were able to steal all mind share from all exisiting chains by just acknowledging our existence. a post here, a follow there. THAT WAS IT. overnight robinhood became the biggest chain in crypto.
The old guard made their money. They dont care about you. They are in their ivory tower collecting checks. Nothing in their life revolves around making yours better.
I will do what I can to increase morale, but I fear I am just the jester in the rape castle.
Newsy Johnson
FTPager.sol retweeted
I never thought I'd see the day when @theunipcs would be hard-shilling a ONE DAY OLD launchpad
But here we are π€¦ββοΈ
FTPager.sol retweeted
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