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Me after 3 margaritas in Mexico, before making my way to ride Guardians
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When you’re still deciding on food but they ask if you need another cocktail.
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Our man is built different
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Let’s play some football #DUUUVAL
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"Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day in advance to you and your family"
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Me trying to fend off the Sunday scaries when I’m on track to lose in both fantasy leagues before 1 PM
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⚠️ Warnung ⚠️ Kaufe dir KEINEN Tesla, wenn du nicht bereit bist, einen zweiten zu kaufen. Wenn du einen hast, wird deine Frau ihn fahren. Wenn sie ihn zweimal gefahren ist, wird sie ihn dir wegnehmen. Du sitzt wieder in deinem alten Verbrenner und fängst an zu rechnen, wo du das Geld für einen zweiten Tesla herbekommen. Tausende Familien haben das erlebt. Es ist kein Scherz.
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Cameron Skattebo when JJ McCarthy looks like Jaxon Dart but doesn’t smell like Jaxon Dart
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My how we have regressed. Tesla quickly becoming the only viable option on the market.
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That one feels good, Coach 🔥
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That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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“Yes, there is always someone doing better but there is a lot larger list of people doing worse”
I look back and there were years after graduating college up until around 2022 that I was stuck in this mindset The mindset of constantly looking for something better and completely ignoring or devaluing all of the things that I have at any given time It doesn't feel toxic because you can describe this feeling as ambition but it is the most toxic form of ambition and the reason that so many people are depressed and feel like losers Yes, there is always someone doing better but there is a lot larger list of people doing worse
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The New York Times’ final list of the 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century is now complete. What do you make of the final ranking? Which placements surprised you the most?
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Fuck Salad Marry Sandwich Kill Soup
fuck marry kill soup salad sandwich
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Soup isn’t a food, it’s a drink, and a bad one at that
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“We get influencers to sell bonds”
Great to welcome @jakepaul to the Treasury Department today. Jake’s path from content creator to entrepreneur and professional boxer is a distinctly American story. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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every time you fud someone else’s onchain bags that are going up you acquire spiritual debt for all of your holdings
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🚨🏌️🗺️ #DISCUSSION — You can only play golf in ONE of the regions below. Unlimited funds and access to any course you want to play, anytime you want. Which one are you choosing? @makethatVJsingh
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JUST IN: Blockbuster is joining forces with movie studios to “slow down” rollout of Netflix
JUST IN: Uber is joining forces with taxi drivers to "slow down" rollout of robotaxis
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