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London/Lancs, UK, (EU)
Joined June 2011
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Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesdaye grey
and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love
Mondaye thou mayst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye,
myne herte breake
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love
Rob retweeted
I'm honoured to be nominated in the 'Best Livestream' category in the @OfficialDnBA awards - there's only a few days left to vote! Just a couple of clicks & the support would be great!
jhnb.me/VoteJohnBLivestream
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Well, it took 29 years, but I finally watched the original Jurassic Park, a cautionary tale about understaffing your engineering department and letting people push code directly to prod.
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oh my god we're living out the 80s kids movie trope of "an evil rich guy bought the community center where we hang out and is gonna destroy it"
FUCK we'd all better learn to break dance really fast
Rob retweeted
✅ VOTE JOHN B
Round 1 in the @OfficialDnBA Awards is open until Tues, so just a couple of days left to vote. If you've been enjoying my Livestreams please stick "JOHN B ON TWITCH" in the 'Best Livestream' category! Thanks!
jhnb.me/VoteJohnB2022
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The year is 2028. The queue now encompasses the entirety of South East England. Many no longer remember what they were queuing for in the first place. Whole industries have been set up to service the queue, as children conceived and born in the queue enter education.
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Russians now urgently looking for that February save game file they had there somewhere
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The kids in Hackney Wick seem to have discovered buckfast. Hard to see this ending well.
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My friend, the great @edwardscricket (TM), is full of the joys of his day in Blackpool yesterday, and has brought my attention to this, from 2012, about the outstanding pro that is Steven Croft and words of wisdom from Peter Moores. Still holds true: espncricinfo.com/series/coun…
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It’s…. RS Archer’s account.
So yes, we can confidently say the “fat ponce” claim is total nonsense, and the work of a notorious bullshitter.
Least surprising mystery ever.
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Great to see Women’s health and endometriosis on the front cover of @metrouk this morning. We need to keep the conversation’s going, increase awareness and improve care
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Remarkable story of the woman pitch curator who prepared the only cricket pitch in Asia that Don Bradman played on. And the other female pitch doctors of Sri lanka
