Cats

Cuddle sesh!

cute text: aye bitch i got you a cat

Cats can't ride roller coasters because they're not tall enough.

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Female cats are strong independent females who need no man.

You can dress your cat up like superman and take him to school, but why would you do that to him?

Cats don't play you like most people would. Cats are awesome.

A cat is not something you should bring with you if you ever go scuba diving.

When two cats fall in love, they make more cats.

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Cats are not tables. If you set your beverage on a cat, chances are it will spill.

Don't put your cat near a fire. Just because cats don't come with a warning label doesn't mean they're not flammable.

Cats like to play hard to get.

A cat will love you even if your parents don't.

Sometimes cats walk past a mirror and say to themselves, "Damn I look good."

I am that person that will play with the cat at a party

If your cat accidentally falls into a volcano while out playing with friends, then he probably won't be home for dinner.

Cats drink a lot of water but that doesn't mean they're thirsty like you hoes.

If it looks like a monkey, acts like a monkey, and sounds like a monkey, it's probably not a cat.

Cats actually love to party, but rarely get invited.