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Joined September 2017
What a weird way to tell people you're dedicated to making absolute slop.
We just made a promise no Hollywood studio has ever made. No sex or nudity on screen, no F-word, and no misuse of God's name in Angel originals. And 3 million Guild members get a veto on everything before it ever lands on Angel. Parents shouldn't have to sift through a dozen movies to find one they can watch. That's why we made the Angel Promise. foxnews.com/media/angel-stud…
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Reasons why LAX sucks ass : 1) Had to go back through TSA even though I had a connecting flight. 2) I was forced to listen to garbage like Chappel Roan and Olivia Rodrigo. 3) Tech bros, discussing how AI could have affected history, and time.
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Maybe educate your moronic self on what Satanic, and Satanism actually is you fuckin dork.
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⚡ Giveaway! ⚡️ Repost + Like + Follow to win this this set of Kamen Rider Ex-aid items! - Moeyu Backpack - Game Clear Detail of Heroes Book - S.H. Figuarts Heisei Generations Figure Fans outside US can enter, but must pay shipping! Giveaway ends 10/26!
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Bloody Roar.
What’s a dead video game franchise that deserves a comeback?
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Screaming children should be considered as a carry on, and checked at the gate.
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Super proud of my real lifu waifu who has her first booth at a local market today for her Hawaii-themed cottage bakery, Kolohe Cookies 🍪
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This afternoon, my Houston office received a suspicious piece of mail containing a white powder substance. The FBI, Houston Police and Fire Department, and U.S. Capitol Police responded swiftly. I am grateful to law enforcement for their professionalism and to my dedicated team members, who work tirelessly on behalf of Texans. This incident is deeply concerning. Attempts to intimidate your political opponents have no place in our country.
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You're a fuckin dork. This is a fuckin dork ass take. Leave the introverts alone, they aren't hurting anybody, and will speak up when they feel like they need to speak up.
I dislike introverts who need to be told everything multiple times when in a group setting. You have to keep offering them food, try hard to engage them and check on them to ensure they are ok. They will just sit quietly in a corner and you will never know if they are ok or not, or if they are upset or need care. I hate doing that labour for them. Like dude you can talk, you are normal! You are an adult, not a child. Please emote, talk and let others know what you want or don't want. Be a part of what's going on and don't kill the vibe by just disconnecting with who's around you. Sincerely, an extrovert who always puts that effort.
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What? We're already there... We have been for some time...
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WoW Hot Take : Housing is and was one of the worst things to happen to Retail.
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What a fuckin dork, and a bitch ass take. Don't be like this dipshit kids. Watch your cutscenes.
Crazy concept dumbass People playing video games to…play the video game instead of watching movies
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The new JDaTE book from Jason Pargin is coming November 3rd. To celebrate we are giving away an advance copy of the book with a limited edition die-cut version of Sam's Clam Van. Enter here: bit.ly/3U9MQ8H @JasonKPargin @MacmillanUSA
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I usually use Instagram as my megaphone but also want to be clear here... Fuck rapists Fuck frats Fuck the complicit universities They all deserve to be burned down metaphorically or literally
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Heard Swig ran out of Mt Dew after this.
twice a year the Mormons have a worldwide zoom where the big boss tells you what’s up looks like “prediction markets” are verboten
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If you've already had sex before your wedding night, then by law on the wedding night you have to draft your will and file joint taxes.
If you’ve had sex before marriage, what exactly do you do on your wedding night? 😭
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They should make a Buffy x Halloween town movie - Buffy is sent in to clean up the streets.
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We need to bring long form content back in terms of television/streaming. What do you mean this show is only 6 episodes and might get another season.... Only to end with a bunch of unresolved story threads, and be promptly cancelled....
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Me Everytime the person giving me a flu shot coughs...
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Went to @commanderking's store Space Cadet Comics today and snagged a SDCC2026 SIKTC Blind Bag, so fuckin stoked to add these to my collection!! If you're in the Spring/Woodlands area, deffo stop by and check them out!! #SIKTC #comicbooks #LocalComicBookStore
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