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Failsforce Blimp

@FailsforceBlimp

I'm just a blimp who woke up with a face tat. I have no idea what's going on.

Joined September 2018
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Well y'all...it's been fun. Floatin' on to better places for now...RT if you'll miss me 馃槶
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They only love me for mah BLIMP TOOTS 馃挩
Sun's out, blimpy buns out 馃尀馃崙
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I met @GoodyearBlimp at @Dreamforce last year. He's good, but not great. #Salesforce #Dreamforce2018 @salesforce
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Little known fact: my name is ACTUALLY pronounced "Blahmp". #FailsforceBlimp #DF2018 #Dreamforce2018
Brrr *clap clap* It's cold out here There must be a hot blimp in the atmosphere AH SAID BRR *clap clap* It's cold out here The fog's rollin in' and I'm disappear--鈽侊笍馃憢
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OMG I'M BLOWING UP FAM
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Really missing the action today but I have DEFINITELY lost some weight. #notbloatedanymore #failsforce #kindofded #stillhottho #DF2018 #Dreamforce2018
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OK BUT FOR REAL WHY HASN'T ANYONE BLOWN ME UP TODAY #failsforce #losingsteam #onedaywasntenough
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We doin' Big blimpin' in the breeze, we be Big blimpin' in D.E.E.Z. (skies) Big blimpin' up in SF trees It's just that hot-air-filled blimp game, I do it with ease馃槑 #failsforce #failsforceblimp #DF2018 #Dreamforce2018
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Unlike the @salesforce transit center, I DON'T have a crack problem this morning. #ded #Salesforce #SanFrancisco #Dreamforce2018 #DF18 #failsforce @sfchronicle @OnlyInSF
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I don't know whatcha heard about me But tech life ain't gotta hold over me Not even @KarlTheFog can stop me 'Cause I'm a heckin' B-L-I-M-P, G #failsforce #DF2018 #LikeABlimp #Dreamforce2018
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Glooooob morning, San Francisco! Wait...where is everyone? Hello? #failsforce #DF2018
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Real talk: it's almost 5, and I need a bleer. #Dreamforce2018 #dh18 #failsforce #Failsforceblimp
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wen u grow up to be a hot air balloon that has to carry things in a basket:
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@salesforce25 Sep 2018
"Customers are in silos and data from parts of a company aren't always shared. Salesforce Customer 360 introduces one single view of the customer backed by the power of Einstein." Salesforce Co-Founder and CTO @ParkerHarris has a "surprise" for #DF18: sforce.co/2N0dDvL
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4:20 in San Francisco and I'm hiiiigh AF. 馃槑 (Seriously, the @salesforce tower is way too tall.) #BlimpLife #Lonely #SadSkyline #GettingAntsy #Failsforce #Dreamforce2018 #DF2018
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To be honest, I have no idea what I'm doing at a business conference. I feel totally out of place here. It's like everybody's looking at me.
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Is there a green room anywhere? Where the hell are my snacks?
Damn, I look good.
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Revolt against bloated software . #failsforce. CRM users joining the revolucion.
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As long as @KarlTheFog stays put, we won't have any trouble this week. #Failsforce #Dreamforce2018 #DF18 #Salesforce
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