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Joined December 2017
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"I am not telling you not to be sad. You can be sad, you can cry, but make sure you eat and sleep too." —Our Blues
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Beaucoup se marient pour fuir le domicile familial et je trouve ça super triste
Cherche mari pour m’éloigner de ma mère la folle et de mes frères les malades mentaux
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Progress ⚙️⏳..
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He should send me random pictures of himself too, I'm in the middle of an existential crisis.
Do girls even know that there’s nothing that makes your man happy than sending him random pictures of yourself amidst a very stressful day? Shit lit us the hell up
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The number of times my mother calls me to do things for her makes it so hard to believe she's not obsessed with me.
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how about you copy the gif link and shove it up your ass
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is elon paying you all to tweet about copying and pasting gifs
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i love a “let’s take a picture” ass nigga. camera roll full of us😩😩😩🥰🥰!
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Na gani, ina so. Who do I have to speak to?
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cause you’re my favorite one 🫤
how you cryin over me & you textin 9 other niggas???
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Deep!
وش كسبت منك عشان اخسرك حتى وردة ماشفتها، عشرتك محادثة وحذفتها
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My neighbour no longer tells me to wear my shoes inside, probably because they've noticed how uncomfortable I am with it. I step on dust, which is far more uncomfortable, but wearing my shoes in feels so illegal.
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Be it love or contempt.
i could probably generate electricity with how deeply i feel everything.
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“My husband would handle all the bills.. I’ll only support him when he’s financially down” It is your father that would be financially down 👍 Inconsiderate fool
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I don't even know which category to place those ones.
Nigerian men and women bragging about dating white people………..
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I now find it strange seeing people talk about soaking garri because I'm still in my parents' house eating free food.
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Lmaaoo. I just remembered a tweet where a man on this app said, "Your secrets are going to be pillow talks for me and my wife." Then I remembered that there are some things you would be told that would put you in automatic danger. You men are not smart.
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Fooling ke? Answer that person that asked for your location, plis.
I was laid off by stripe today, if you know any company hiring a senior software engineer that loves living in Nigeria. I was in charge of making sure nigerians can’t create account .
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I love this trend. People have beautiful eyes, masha Allah.
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i just be joking on here ion got no ngga problems, i am a ngga problem
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morar com a pessoa q vc ama deve ser MUITO bom pq se fosse ruim já teria acontecido cmg
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