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Joined December 2011
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Cat consumes the sun, the stars, the entire universe . there is nothing; only death.
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Cat swallows itself whole beneath the flickering embers of dusk
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CAT FINDS SOLACE WITH HOOKER
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cat loves Kenny G, HATES Christians
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high powered rifle that fires pure American made kittens #USA
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Cat pours can of cranberry sauce out on kitchen tile. "Like the way that sounds?" Cat asks owner. "Gives you chills, huh?"
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Cat looks for arsenic in the garage
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starving cat removes its teeth to devour owner's family in front of owner
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cats lay motionless in the shadows.....oh wait, they're dead. The cats are dead. Sorry. Sorry, everyone. We'll get this cleaned up....Kevin?
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