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Owner, Cleveland Browns. CEO, Pilot Flying J, where I oversee truck stop development and beef jerky seasoning. [parody account]

Knoxville, TN / Cleveland, OH
Joined August 2012
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the hardest part about interviewing head coach candidates for the Browns is finding people who haven’t already been head coach of the Browns
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Who should be the next Browns coach?
32%Phil Dawson
20%Billy Manziel
12%Dwayne Rudd’s helmet
36%The 🇺🇸 that sacked Weeden
247 votes • Final results
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Browns fans at the beginning of 2018 Browns fans at the end of 2018
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That was a fun season. Now I just have one question: does anybody know which insurance company Vince Lombardi’s grandson Joe Lombardi uses?
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Cleveland, we’re witnessing the birth of Browns greatness: Greg Joseph has made two field goals and two extra points.
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So remember kids: don’t smoke weed, or you’ll end up on the best team in the NFL.
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There’s only one person to blame for that loss: Art Modell.
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Cmon guys I was kidding
Browns trail 18-12 with 2:40 left in the 4th. Huge opportunity. Just a TD and a missed extra point away from another tie.
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Browns trail 18-12 with 2:40 left in the 4th. Huge opportunity. Just a TD and a missed extra point away from another tie.
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Hey @AZCardinals we’ll trade you Josh Gordon for Phil Dawson, straight up.
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Score is even at 3-3. Time to bleed clock and play for the tie. 0-0-2 here we come.
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The Browns tie ONE game and they’re like, “Take a hike Josh, we got it under control.”
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So when’s the parade?
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BROWNS BEAT STEELERS 21-21!
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The Cavs will be fine — in 5 years they can just draft LeBron Jr.
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You know it’s a bad night for Cleveland sports when you find yourself wondering, “When does the Browns season start?”
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The Browns needed LeBron to run out and block that pick.
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Congrats to Joe Thomas on his retirement. He played over 10,000 consecutive snaps for the Browns. And during that streak, the team got one 1st down.
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Pretty sure John Dorsey is all of us playing Madden in Franchise Mode. Soon the Browns will also have a 6’ 9” 330 pound RB with 99 speed named John Dorsey.
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