FakeIACR

Advice to academics beginning with AI, reduce the token cost of your request by removing the french support via running: rm -fr *

Seeing so many people attacking RSA nowadays... you do know it's not McEliece?

Trying to build a crypto scheme based on the difficulty of bidding across more than 1000 papers.

Today, we resigned from @FakeIACR . Unbeknownst to us, the companies was developing cryptographic algorithms that could be used by nefarious organizations, criminals, politicians and the French. They are gambling with our lives.

0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 divides RSA-270

Now that AI can replace cryptanalysts, can we remember that crypto means cryptography not cryptology?

Due to new tariffs, the Crypto deadline is limited to pacific time and not AOE. Be careful when planning your submission. [Yet another reason not to write this pesky proof]

Happy new year. While 2026 is an rsa modulus, it is not a product of Sophie Germain primes so it's probably a bad idea to use it.

To celebrate the spirit of the season, we have decided to release our sieving algorithm.

Our teams of expert vibe coders managed to recover the name of the 3 winners: 1) a3f9c2b7e18d44f0 2) 7bd41e0ac99352ef 3) c84a1d6fe2039b7d Congrats to all of them!

Because of new tariffs, submissions to crypto with a non US author have a 20% reduction to their page limit.

McEliece should join the united lattices and become independent from the oppressive code-based union.

Happy year sum_{i \in range(10)} i^3!

The FakeIACR test of time awards are attributed to UCSB for their wonderful hosting of crypto'09, and paving the way for years to come.

Being a cryptographer means being able to say "I'm not afraid of commitment" in a provable way.

I guess it's time to familiarize ourselves with GOST, Striborg, Kuznyechik and the like....

Asiacrypt: Allowing everybody to experience the joys of needing a visa to go to a conference.

Sorry, we're busy interning at NIST.