@FakeUrban

FOX College Football analyst, 3x national champion/Florida Gators and THE Ohio State University. (parody) [email protected]

 Dublin, OH and Siesta Key, FL
Joined December 2012
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Congratulations to @IndianaFootball on their one-game winning streak!
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If they rushed the field after beating Western Michigan, I can’t imagine what these idiots might do today.
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Congratulations to my friend Mike Locksley for having the opportunity to coach Maryland to another loss against The Ohio State University before getting fired earlier today.
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Today I learned that “several” means “indefinitely.”
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That Monday feeling.
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You. You. You. You Losers!
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At least his hair looks nice.
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Don’t fret.
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HOLY BUCKEYE 24 YEARS LATER!!!!
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Lets hear that sloopy song, score another touchdown and get the hell out of this state.
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Eat it, Indiana.
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It was a pretty crappy picture you took of your TV screen. #BonusAskUrbs
Jason Rothwell@JRo1227Oct 17
Replying to @FakeUrban
WTF was this???? Explain to me why this isn’t PI…
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Thanks for the best questions you people have asked all season. #❤️
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assuming he feels the same way about the Lynn Jenkins experience #AskUrbs
Lynn Jenkins@LynnJenkins24Oct 17
Replying to @FakeUrban
When can we expect the end of the Julian Sayin experience?
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clearly you have spent a considerable amount of time in the Youngstown area. #AskUrbs
Ryan VanTilburg@RyanVanT30Oct 17
Replying to @FakeUrban
Are Day and Smith allergic to using tempo to force the issue on offense to our advantage? Will the mafia send hit men after them? #askurbs
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clearly you don’t recall I haven’t made decisions on The Ohio State sideline since 2019. #AskUrbs
Brent Arbogast@arby2342Oct 17
Replying to @FakeUrban
Why would you take #4 off the field near the goal line?
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we’ve learned the only team that can affect the clock resides in Ann Arbor. #AskUrbs
Chelle Monroe 🇺🇸@ChelleRMonroeOct 17
Replying to @FakeUrban
Am I the only one who saw the clock was to be set to 52 secs not 42???! The ref messed it up!!’
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we’re up by a field goal at halftime. #AskUrbs
Toni DeVelin@tonidevelinOct 17
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@FakeUrban
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#AskJulian
Heather H@heatherharris5Oct 17
Replying to @FakeUrban
What the heck is going on with Sayin??
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I plan to go on television and sound coherent while responding to you. #AskUrbs
Honey 🍯
@_UnrulyHoneyOct 17
Replying to @FakeUrban
Do you plan to make a QB switch after the half?
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