Life is a cabaret, old chuds

The North Pole
Joined October 2019
'Ello Chinese has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's 'Ello Chinese man.
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Replying to @FanAkko
"I just got a phone call from Ida. She doesn't feel like something that exists, but because she doesn't exist it means she does exist." "Quagmire, I think your dad's having a stroke."
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this is like if The Riddler was a BPD woman
Nobody’s talking about Tamra’s playlist with a hidden message on Spotify… wtf #ethanklein #H3H3 #h3 #hilaklein #cheatinghusband #H3PODCAST
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They're doing sitcom episodes parodying video essays now I didnt think we'd get here
‘THE SIMPSONS’ will air an episode titled ‘The Kosmic Kruiser’ where Bart and Lisa break into Krustyland’s “most notorious and failed attraction.” Jenny Nicholson will appear in a guest role.
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They should do a family guy on trans music and the desire to exist
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Beast mode I say
Sometimes I feel bad for having so much contempt for the people I work with. But then I remember the guy who got fired for having a "booger wall" in his cubicle.
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Tamas did Awktober 7
THERE GOES MY HERO, SHE'S ORDINARY!
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Total idubbzz victory incoming, we've never been more back, invest in idubbzz stock now !!!
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This Tamera girl is a fucking animal, man, what is wrong with her but it is so beast mode though she's beasting more than any one I've ever seen, she wanted Hila dead man it's brutal
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What's interesting about H3 is the audience for it seems to he completely removed from the filthy frank era audience he was originally associated with and the current audience he has seems to be women I can develop no theory of mind for I straight up do not get it
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Like the Cold Ones audience is just the same type of guy that liked filthy Frank, idubbzz doesn't haven't an audience anymore, but H3 apparently does have an audience but I have no idea who they are what kind of person is into the H3 podcast I cannot even imagine it
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I am learning Trisha Paytas is a more important character to H3 lore than I realised
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Got a stomach ache and I feel like dying about it high key, women are so brave
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Not me ladies, I will stay at my lowest so I'll never see anyone better, you can't get more loyalty than thar
Every guy says he wants a ride or die who will help build him, but a huge percentage of them are too prideful to stay with women who have seen them at their lowest.
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The fucked up part is all sympathy towards Ethan was held up on the scaffold of like they're hurting my family this is my family these are my children! and it's like, well I guess you can use that defence for one Saturday a month now lmao how can you fuck yourself this bad
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Hating your bitch wife so much you carve a shrine of hatred towards her on your body he was operating on levels of boomer no actual boomer could ever dream of
the fact that he got this tattoo without even discussing it with her first!!!!!!!!!!!!! the ugliest fucking picture he could've used. her eye bags aren't even that prominent in the reference photo 😭
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Well it ain't all that right but it ain't all that wrong either I gotta say
I've been asking ai about myself to try to trick all the algorithms into thinking I'm famous
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You can always tell Steve Harvey prefers the black family so I always have to root for the white family because in this context they're the underdogs
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You know, I'm still undecided, I think we need to have this discourse every week for another 10 years, maybe longer even
Please, let's just be friends
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Remember how easy it used to be to get banned on here? Shitpost accounts used to have the lifespan of a mayfly
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