BREAKING: Jayson Tatum will be drug tested following his game winner against the Nets.

BREAKING: Luka Doncic reportedly spends over $1 million dollars a year on fast food. This is a major concern for the Lakers medical staff who worry Doncic is overweight.

BREAKING: Stephen Curry and Ayesha Curry are reportedly headed for a divorce after Ayesha’s new movie. More details are expected to emerge.

BREAKING: The Golden State Warriors are expected to hire Chris Paul as their assistant head coach. Paul was teammates with Stephen Curry while on the Warriors in 2024.

BREAKING: Draymond Green and Yaxel Ledenborg got into a physical altercation at practice after a heated confrontation. Green punched Yaxel and is now suspended 2 games by the Warriors for disciplinary reasons.

BREAKING: Yaxel Lendenborg has lost all respect for Nikola Jokic. “He just flops too much you are supposed to be a MVP stop flopping and crying. I am better than Jokic and Luka because I actually play basketball instead of trying to win an Oscar every time I touch the ball.”

BREAKING: Steve Kerr is seriously considering benching Draymond Green. Kerr is extremely frustrated with Green’s la l of production and off the court distractions.

BREAKING: James Harden is left underwhelmed with the social life in Cleveland. Harden, who is a huge party enthusiast, misses the Los Angeles lifestyle. Harden is starting to grow unhappy despite Cleveland’s initial success with him.

BREAKING: DeMar DeRozan will start playing with a blue armband to show support for the Compton Crips. DeRozan grew up in Compton and often visits the local gangs to show his support and appreciation. The league has informed DeRozan will be fined $10k every game he wears it.

BREAKING: Jayson Tatum wants to box Jaylen Brown after Brown’s recent postgame comments. Tatum wants to box at TD garden and is in active talks with Brown to get it set up.

BREAKING: LiAngelo Ball has signed a one year deal with the Golden State Warriors. Ball is expected to provide a spark off the bench and will help towards a playoff push.

BREAKING: Chet Holmgren has gained an extra 2 pounds of lean muscle in preparation of the playoffs. Holmgren believes this will be enough to stop Wembanyama and Jokic.

BREAKING: Anthony Edwards has been revealed as the father of Bonnie Blue and is ordered to pay 30k a month in child support. This is now Edwards 11th child with 10 different women in the span of 2 years.

NEWS: Bryce James is seriously considering declaring for the 2027 NBA draft. James wants to complete LeBron’s wish of playing with both of his sons in the NBA.

BREAKING: AJ Brown reportedly hates playing alongside Drake Maye. Brown blames his recent drops on his quarterback. More details are expected to emerge.

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Lakers are waiving Bronny James. James is expected to sign with the Sixers tomorrow.

Will Giannis regret joining the Miami Heat? They don’t seem to be any different than Milwaukee.

BREAKING: Lonzo Ball is signing a one year deal with the Minnesota Timberwolves. Ball will join his brother LaMelo in Minnesota and will come off the bench.

BREAKING: Luka Doncic and LeBron James where not on speaking terms during last season. Doncic was reportedly a major reason why James decided to leave Los Angeles.