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Equal Opportunity Hater|Women's Suffrage & 2nd-A Respecter|Not an MRA|Not Rad-Fem|H-1B is a scam|ANTI-ABORTIONIST

Texas
Joined July 2025
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"You have no enemies, you say? Alas! my friend, the boast is poor; He who has mingled in the fray Of duty, that the brave endure, Must have made foes! If you have none, Small is the work that you have done. You've hit no traitor on the hip, You've dashed no cup from perjured lip, You've never turned the wrong to right, You've been a coward in the fight." - "No Enemies" - Charles Mackay
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I have significant disagreements with Bug, but all of us should be united against the bigotry and stupidity on display in the comments. As a dad of 8 who’s had to beg before, I get this.
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Oh the latter for sure. I want to watch the oddity that is the non-white baby eviscerate a mouse.
would you rather live a week in a polycule with shay and caleb in their remote alaskan shack or live a week with keturah and hickman in amish country watching babies of color eat mice?
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ꜰᴀɴᴄʏ🥂N°5 retweeted
The “men are providers and leaders, women are dishwashers” idiot has failed to provide and the only thing he’s led his family into is poverty.
‘Little Rascals’ star resorts to GoFundMe ahead of having 6th child: ‘I really need some help’ trib.al/2qGNkTK
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No Thank you.
Replying to @FancyNo5
Lol. Post modern feminism boils the mind. Break free from it. You'll be happier.
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So this is where @LauraLoomer is now while taking a break from her podcast. A blonde wig and color contact lenses.
Tylil is going VIRAL after sharing a video of his flight attendant 👀✈️
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This account reposted his video to monetize it despite millions objecting for harrassing a worker. Tnis community note demonetizes the post. x.com/thetylilshow_?…
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ꜰᴀɴᴄʏ🥂N°5 retweeted
Replying to @Bug_Hall
That’s weird. You said it was for the minimum of $2000 and now it’s at $9000. Of course you also took donations from women. I’m glad there were strong women who were able to protect your household when you were unable to. God bless your guardians.
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ꜰᴀɴᴄʏ🥂N°5 retweeted
please donate to my gofundme to help me continue my life’s work of failing as a provider and abusing my many children
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Why do women agree to do stuff like this with these kinds of men lol?
‘Little Rascals’ star resorts to GoFundMe ahead of having 6th child: ‘I really need some help’ trib.al/2qGNkTK
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Me, Just Observing RN:
JUST IN - Laura Loomer has been paid by private clients "to make political posts" on social media without publicly disclosing the payments, the WaPo reports.
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Fascinating. I am noticing a lot of men who are harassing women on 𝕏 since the midterms concluded this past week. Probably the same bozos who followed their Groyper catboi leader in voting blue.
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Big Hall RN:
My dear friends and fellow radicals, the day finally came where I'm genuinely in need of one of these. I aimed for the least amount to get us over the hump. Any help would be appreciated, especially in sharing this. Pray much and suffer well 💪⚜️ gofund.me/56f2dcd37
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ꜰᴀɴᴄʏ🥂N°5 retweeted
It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.
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Protecting child predators is sick, @jamestalarico had no problem smearing @KenPaxtonTX about how he helped out a predator but here you are helping out even more of them.
I joined CNN anchor Boris Sanchez to discuss the executive order I signed today limiting when Houston police contact ICE. For a minor traffic violation, an officer can issue a citation and let the driver go on their way.
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Watching child porn and selling heroin are classified as “nonviolent offenses” by the way. This is the Mayor of Houston directly advocating for policies that protect some of the worst criminals in America.
I have signed an executive order directing HPD to no longer contact ICE for nonviolent offences, helping reduce fear in our communities. Thank you to Chief Diaz, our state and local leaders for their collaboration. A step toward building a stronger Houston. Let’s Go to Work.
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It's a sad reality. If he has not proposed for up to a year. Time to move on, because he won't hesitate to when "the right one" comes along.
Replying to @plxnetriri
everybody knows men be having placeholders they just don’t wanna accept that they were a placeholder
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I really tried to think of an "objectively funny trauma" moment that happened to me. The only thing that came to mind was when my father thought it was funny to chase me around the house with a kitchen knife. When I made it to my room, cornered, him looking at me with the knife hidden behind his back. I climbed onto my bed, turned around and before I knew it he lunged toward me and I cried out. I sincerely thought that he done murked me. He pulled his hand away from my stomach to reveal he had turned the knife around, and had "stuck" me with the butt of the handle, not the blade end. I was crying, sobbing. As someone who is an expert on myself, I continue to fail at finding humor in it. But surely, one of you have. Right?
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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ꜰᴀɴᴄʏ🥂N°5 retweeted
My sister and I used to fight a lot as kids. One day my dad took us on a camping trip, and as usual we started fighting over something. Eventually she got up and walked away, I assumed it was over. Turns out my dad left a gun in the car that she knew about.
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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ꜰᴀɴᴄʏ🥂N°5 retweeted
I support all rapist going to prison regardless of gender! No means no. Learn consent you predators
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In case you didn't already here it from me. I'll will repeat myself, even though I wasn't asked to, lol. I share a story cannon birthday with Michael Myers.
While I am sure Jason Vorhees is a proud New Jerseyan, seeing as his home is Crystal Lake, I'll have you all know that he was born a Houstonian... a Texan. 🤠🪓🩸 *Yee-Yee Noises*
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While I am sure Jason Vorhees is a proud New Jerseyan, seeing as his home is Crystal Lake, I'll have you all know that he was born a Houstonian... a Texan. 🤠🪓🩸 *Yee-Yee Noises*
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