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Cheddar

@FartyCheddarCat

Fearse zombee fiter #ZSHQ, Gween Ops Ninja, #weeti, #IFC, Sooper Hewo, Ham Luver. My stor: https://xitter.gq/t.co/N4jtNRBpUZ My paytweeyon: https://xitter.gq/t.co/qe936CkgRN

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Joined August 2017
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Sumtimes zombees get in yor hed. Dey say mean fings. Dey skare yoo. Dey make yoo ankshus. Dey make yoo sad. Dey make yoo fink fings dat not be twue. But dem zombees be twikking yoo. Dats why it importint to talk. Zombees can get anybuddy. But yoo is neber alone. #BellLetsTalk
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Mama chek da mail And I come so I can see Den I sneeky out all fast All nakey I is be! Run to dirt, put on my paynt And hab a gwassy snak Den da mama skoop me up Inside, she takes me bak #CheddarPoetry #Nakey #ISneeky #INotGetToMakePoopyTho #NoFair
Cheddar sits in fallen leaves and leans to eat some tall ornamental grass. He isn't wearing a harness.

ALT Cheddar sits in fallen leaves and leans to eat some tall ornamental grass. He isn't wearing a harness.

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In da cold and in da sun We go outside to hab sum fun Da Figgy clime da twee up hi He twies to weech da sun and sky Why da warm has dissypeer? Da Figgy look, but it not heer #CheddarPoetry #SunbeamBwiteButNotWarm #WeGoBakInsideAfterAndWessle
View from below of Figgy as he sits atop a high stump in a tree. He is looking off to the left while facing right. The sky in the background is blue and the sun is shining.

ALT View from below of Figgy as he sits atop a high stump in a tree. He is looking off to the left while facing right. The sky in the background is blue and the sun is shining.

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Silly mama Go to bed! Or yoo will gets A hurty hed Turn off da lite And say goodnight Or I will gwab Yor toes and bite! #CheddarPoetry #NiteNiteTime #SillyMama #IMakesShurSheGoToBed #WeAllCuddleWifDaMamaAtNite #IWessleFiggyOnBedAfterSheSleep
Closeup of Cheddar as he glares into the camera.

ALT Closeup of Cheddar as he glares into the camera.

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Silly Figgy Lerned fwom me He dig in garden He go pee Da mama skweeks She tells him no Dat ware da garwik Is to gro! Da Figgy sing He has such fun! Da mama fiks Da hole he's done Den mama put Sum fings on top So diggy diggers Hab to stop #CheddarPoetry #DiggyDiggy #PeeHoles
Figgy examines the dirt where a small iron plant support is placed on top of the surface to prevent him from digging.

ALT Figgy examines the dirt where a small iron plant support is placed on top of the surface to prevent him from digging.

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I's da bestest Can yoo see?? Da mama's better Fanks to me! She ses I good I gibbed her kure Wif all my cuddles And my purr #CheddarPoetry #MamaSesFiggyHalpedToo #ButIHalpedMor #IStayWifMamaAllDaTime #FiggyLeebToPlay #IOnlyLeebForSnaksAndPeesAndPoopysAndToWessleFiggy
Cheddar looks up at the camera with big eyes and a sweet expression.

ALT Cheddar looks up at the camera with big eyes and a sweet expression.

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Mama's hed, it still gots hurts Besides her ware I stay Figgy comes for cuddles But den he runs off to play He sings a song, he climes da wall He looks down ware we west Den da Figgy has a calm And purrs on mama's chest #CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #SillyFiggySuchABaby
Figgy looks down from a perch on the wall. His face is illuminated by soft light from a lamp down below. He has a happy expression.

ALT Figgy looks down from a perch on the wall. His face is illuminated by soft light from a lamp down below. He has a happy expression.

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Mama keeps getting hurty hed And I not noes why I not likes dis at all! I twies to halp her I cuddles and purrs I makes shur Figgy good Sumtimes she better But den it comes bak Mygwains be bad I not shur wat to do #HurtyHed #Mygwain #NotFair
Closeup of Cheddar. He's looking leftward and has a sad and concerned expression on his face.

ALT Closeup of Cheddar. He's looking leftward and has a sad and concerned expression on his face.

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I tells mama Dere be poopy on da flor She asks ware? I ses ober dere I takes her to da poopy It bery big and soft I sits all cute by poopy I twikked mama good! Mama laffs and pats my hed She ses I silly Dat poopy be pillo It not be weal She not has seed Da poopy by klozet
Cheddar looks up at the camera with an innocent expression. He is sitting beside a pillow that's shaped like a poop emoji.

ALT Cheddar looks up at the camera with an innocent expression. He is sitting beside a pillow that's shaped like a poop emoji.

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It be nite We be asleep Wen zombee came To clime and kweep Dey tossed da plants Onto da flor Den kwikly ran Stwate out of da dor Mama came And saw da mess She tolded us To come confess But none of us Had maked it fall And mama not Beleeb at all #CheddarPoetry #BadBadZombees
Cheddar sits low, looking up at the camera with an innocent expression.

ALT Cheddar sits low, looking up at the camera with an innocent expression.

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Silly Figgy Diggy diggy Makes a mess Dats biggy biggy Rolls awound Akwoss da gwound He digs sum mor No tweshur found #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeFinkHeHalpingMama #ButHeNotNoeHowToHalpGood #HeJusMakesBigMess #MamaSesItOkCuzHimHabingFun
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I has a wild A wild be me I runs outside Fwom twee to twee My fur be spiked My eyes be big I chase da mama I chase Fig #CheddarPoetry #IGoInsideOutsideInsideOutside #IHasWild #ItFunToRun #FiggyTwiedToHuntMe #IHuntHimInsted
Cheddar sits at the bottom of a cedar tree, looking upwards. The trunk of the tree is in front of him and to the right. Behind him and around him is covered in orange leaves. His eyes are big and his back is spiked.

ALT Cheddar sits at the bottom of a cedar tree, looking upwards. The trunk of the tree is in front of him and to the right. Behind him and around him is covered in orange leaves. His eyes are big and his back is spiked.

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I is lion Ninja Warryer Zombee fiter I walks thru da jungil Fik wif nip Stems of yallo flowers I spys da mama I finds my pwey I stok her slo Hiding in leefs Kwiet step One Two Fwee Pounce! I cach da mama Da mama be mine! #FearseNinjaWarryer #CheddyLion #ZombeeFiter #RAWRR!!!
Cheddar slowly steps out of an area thick with catnip plants and flowers. He has a very focused look on his face.

ALT Cheddar slowly steps out of an area thick with catnip plants and flowers. He has a very focused look on his face.

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Mama gots sum skwishy bwed I noes dis rite away I makes shur I gets a peese Befor I go to play Figgy comes to hab sum too But payshints he has not Wile I eats my nummy bwed He plays in flower pot #CheddarPoetry #FweshBwed #NummyInMyTummy #SillyFiggy
Closeup of Cheddar as he bites into a piece of bread being held by his mama. His eyes are squinted, with the left one fully closed.

ALT Closeup of Cheddar as he bites into a piece of bread being held by his mama. His eyes are squinted, with the left one fully closed.

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Mama plays wif Figgy I wach dem fwom da twee I wach da birdie closely And den it fly to me! Da Figgy, he come chasing I show him how it done Den Figgy gwabs da birdie Away lots fast he run #CheddarPoetry #BirdieToy #SillyFiggy #ITeechFiggyHowToCachBirdieGood #DenHeSing
Action shot of Cheddar as he grabs the feathered end of a wand toy. His paw is holding onto the feathered end and the string is in his mouth.

ALT Action shot of Cheddar as he grabs the feathered end of a wand toy. His paw is holding onto the feathered end and the string is in his mouth.

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Morning, mama! No forgets Da meddysin Is wat I gets Wif likky toob Dat be da best! I has all haff And share da west #CheddarPoetry #Meddysin #IHasAtBeddytimeAndWakeyTime #ItToDedDaPeeZombees #MamaSesIBeBeryGoodBoy #IAlwaysPurr #IGotsMorningEyeBoogers
Closeup of Cheddar as he looks up at the camera with big eyes.

ALT Closeup of Cheddar as he looks up at the camera with big eyes.

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Dere be a bumbum in da twee Dat cutie bum belongs to me! I stiks it out for all to see Cuz I be in da bumbum twee #CheddarPoetry #BumbumTwee #Bumbum #DereBeFiggyBumbumsInItToo
Rear view of Cheddar as he starts to descend down a tree.

ALT Rear view of Cheddar as he starts to descend down a tree.

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I is turgy Full of cheez Da Figgy Runs to me and sees He sings a song He ses I's yum And den he bites me On da bum! #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IHasTurgyHat #INotWealTurgyTho #ItPwetend #INotForEats #BumbumBitesAgenstDaWules #SoIWesslesHim #IWin #FanksgibbingDay #ThanksGiving
Cheddar, sitting on the left, is wearing a brown hat that looks like a fully cooked turkey. Figgy, on the right, stands close and is looking at the camera with his mouth opens as he sings.

ALT Cheddar, sitting on the left, is wearing a brown hat that looks like a fully cooked turkey. Figgy, on the right, stands close and is looking at the camera with his mouth opens as he sings.

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Silly Figgy play a game Of cach me if yoo can Wen da mama twied to skoop He giggle and he ran He be bad, he kwoss da stweet Da mama chase him long Den da Figgy, he get cot He sing a sad sad song #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeBeBad #HeGottedInTrubble #MamaHadBadHurtyHedYesserday
Figgy sits and looks up at the camera with his mouth open as he mews.

ALT Figgy sits and looks up at the camera with his mouth open as he mews.

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Lying in my sunny spot A ladybug appears I wach her as she climes my fur She bwave and gots no fears She tikkles me on top my paw I gos to gib her lik I not eats dis ladybug Cuz ladybugs be ick #CheddarPoetry #Ladybug #DeyNiceFwends #ButDeyNotTasteGood #NoEatLadybugsCuzDeyLadys
Cheddar lies in the grass with his arms stretched in front of him. His eyes are closed and his mouth is open.

ALT Cheddar lies in the grass with his arms stretched in front of him. His eyes are closed and his mouth is open.

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Mama gots sum yogert But den she forget to share I sees wat she eating And wemind her dat I dere I is payshint, I not gwab I purr so happyly Mama fills da spoon up full And gibs it all to me! #CheddarPoetry #Yogert #StwawberryFlayber #NummyInMyTummy #IBeGoodBoy #IGotsManners
Cheddar squints his eyes and opens his mouth as he licks yogurt from a spoon.

ALT Cheddar squints his eyes and opens his mouth as he licks yogurt from a spoon.

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