@FastLaneJules

Ass kicking skater, socialist debater 🌹 prawn hater 😼Cheshire Hellcat Roller Derby😻 LFC ❤️ Rum lover 🍹

 West Kirby
Joined November 2014
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Get your Tory wipe out card ready
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They’ll be digging ol’ Maggie up at this rate 🙄 #GeneralElectionNow #LizTrussPM #LiztrussResign – at Hoylake, England
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It’s Steve Bray’s timing on this that makes it a classic.
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Someone has just pointed out that Nadine Dorries has “Scouser” in her Twitter bio and this has legit ruined me day 🤢 l
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Party like @BorisJohnson 😄 Couldn’t resist..
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The rules were clear enough for a seven year old to understand xitter.cf/borisjohnson/status/12…
Boris Johnson
@BorisJohnson21 Mar 2020
Josephine sets a great example to us all by postponing her birthday party until we have sent coronavirus packing. Together we can beat this. In the meantime let's all wish her happy birthday (twice) whilst washing our hands. #BeLikeJosephine #StayHomeSaveLives
Happy birthday! I am glad to hear you are staying at home, though I am sorry to hear about your party! We have all got to do our bit to protect the NHS and save lives, and that is exactly what you are doing, so well done! You are setting a great example. If we can work together we can send coronavirus packing. And once we have done that, you can DEFINITELY have a party with your friends!

ALT Happy birthday! I am glad to hear you are staying at home, though I am sorry to hear about your party! We have all got to do our bit to protect the NHS and save lives, and that is exactly what you are doing, so well done! You are setting a great example. If we can work together we can send coronavirus packing. And once we have done that, you can DEFINITELY have a party with your friends!

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I’d like to take this opportunity to deny any rumours that I held a lavish party during lockdown at Snake Mountain at Christmas last year. I may be an evil overlord, but I’m not a complete fucking arsehole.
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Staropramen. Obvs. – at Hoylake, England
LADbible
@ladbible20 Sep 2021
You can only drink one for the rest of your days, what are you drinking?
It’s only a little lie, in an ocean of lies, but it’s the blatant disrespect, the disdain, the absolute belief that his supporters won’t care, or notice. At 11am, the Prime Minister did not observe a minute’s silence, at 11.14am, he grabbed a quick photo op. Zoom in on his watch.
UK Prime Minister
@10DowningStreet16 Aug 2021
Today at 11am the Prime Minister observed a minute's silence for the victims of the mass shooting in Plymouth last Thursday.
Prime Minister Boris Johnson observing a minute's silence in the Cabinet Room in Downing Street.

ALT Prime Minister Boris Johnson observing a minute's silence in the Cabinet Room in Downing Street.

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With an income of below £16k I won’t be subscribing to @Apple news or @thetimes to find out how I can buy my own home on an income below £16k thank you very muchly #irony #paywalls #knowledgegatekeeping #informationinequality – at Hoylake, England
He's reached maximum twat.
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Someone rocket the prick right into the sun please. – at Hoylake, England
BBC News (World)
@BBCWorld12 Jul 2021
“I’ve done some ridiculous things in my lifetime… That was truly, truly, truly ridiculous” Billionaire Sir Richard Branson rockets to the edge of space 🚀 bbc.in/3ARyknw
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You lead by example. No wonder idiots think it’s ok to spout shite like this when you’ve done the same and never been held to account. You disgust me just as much as these morons hiding behind their keyboards 😡 – at Hoylake, England
Boris Johnson
@BorisJohnson12 Jul 2021
This England team deserve to be lauded as heroes, not racially abused on social media. Those responsible for this appalling abuse should be ashamed of themselves.
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@tezilyas7 Jul 2021
An Islamic seminary watching Kane’s penalty 😍 This is Southgate’s #ENG xitter.cf/Hasanpatel/status/1412…
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IT'S COMING HOME... The Three Lions x We’re On The Ball x Radio 1 mash-up song you need to hear from @decobanduk 👏👏 ft. @Chris_Stark, Mila Kunis, @NiallOfficial, @gregjames, @jordannorth1 and a few other surprises… #EURO2020 #ENG
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Unbridled joy for Hendo 🤩 Congratulations on reaching the final of #EURO2020, skipper! 👏
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Live footage of me this today trying to book a table to watch the #ENG match this weekend. Need a stiff drink & a lie down now. – at Hoylake, England
Newsflash. One of the 3 complainants was the village flag seller. Well played flagman, well played. 😜 – at Hoylake, England
NowThis Impact
@nowthisimpact23 Jun 2021
After 3 people complained about a rainbow flag hanging from City Hall, residents in this Spanish village put up 400 Pride flags on their balconies

Spanish Village Puts Up 400 Pride Flags

After 3 people complained about a rainbow flag hanging from City Hall, residents in this Spanish village put up 400 Pride flags on their balconies

Huge power cut to the Wirral. House alarms going off everywhere all night. No 4g/3G, no phone service. Of course my first thought was alien invasion. – at Hoylake, England
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