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Sarah

@FatSarahForPrez

I eat. I drink. I live.

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Joined August 2012
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Victor is correct with his theories but he’s making the fatal mistake of being insanely fucking annoying lmao #TheTraitors
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I’ve been rewatching Nashville and not to be dramatic but I would die for Connie Britton
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Also Jonathon Jackson is highkey acting CIRCLES around everyone in season 3
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@Henry404gdSep 13
A cheating man is bad enough. But you know what's even worse? A man who pretends to be a good person, when in reality he's a pathological liar, a lustful manipulator, and an expert at playing the victim.
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🂱@laylologyJul 31
"Oh it was SNOWING" - a bitch who's never been invited to a party let alone to the bathroom to do blow
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Built my feed brick by brick
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audrey@phlegmmeJul 9
Choosing a good karaoke song isn’t about what other people might want to hear. Their needs should never even cross your mind
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This challenge is about to give everyone a y*ast infection #loveisland
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This challenge is about to give everyone a yeast infection #loveisland
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I need Melanie and Aniyah to STAND UPPPP OMFFGGGG #loveisland
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The new season of #TheBear is shot like a horror film
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I’m watching the #lordoftheflies mini series on Netflix and it’s stressing me out simply because I’m imagining being on set with all the fuckass little boys and what a nightmare that must have been
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Probably felt like it was real tbh
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If I was cast on Summer House I would pretend to be dead in the pool for attention
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A cheating man is bad enough. But you know what's even worse? A man who pretends to be good, but in reality is a pathological liar, a lustful manipulator, and an expert at playing the victim...
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Cheating on a btch who really actually LOVES you & is loyal to you is a HUGE character flaw idgaf & if you could snake your own girl & play both sides on her, you are capable of doing ANYTHING to anybody & I stand on that. You cannot be trusted in any aspect of life.
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A collection of the dumbest dudes you knew from high school felt emasculated when a black man got elected president, so, to compensate, we now have a semi-sentient pig’s stomach in a red hat starting an illegal war to distract the country from all the sex crimes he committed.
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Why do people still argue about prenups. Like just get the prenup, who gives afffff #LoveIsBlind
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It really will be the dumbest people you know asking for homeschooling recommendations 🫠🙃
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