Way to go @LeeMack happy 20th

Nice one @RoyalMail @PostOffice credit card statement from 18th August came today, 2nd September leaving 5 days to pay it. Don't suppose you'll be paying the interest charges when @VirginMoney add them to my account. Sort your deliveries or give it to someone who can do the job.

Nice one @AstonVilla , 3.00pm KO on a Tuesday may affect the attendance at @CoventryCityFC 😃 #UTV

SEVEN days to get your post nowadays. In a town of 100,000+ not some backwater. Well done @RoyalMail what a service the managers have ruined – at Redditch, England

Where my broadband gone you tossers @VodafoneUK

When is the away kit out? Any chance it's a proper white top? Any chance it will be out prior to the sponsors being plastered all over it? @AVFCOfficial

How are they selling this t-shirt? It's not like the one they advertise. It comes in an envelope without wrapping, receipt, paperwork, branding. It has no sizing anywhere, no pricing, no description or barcode. It's like a chinesium replica @AVFCOfficial charge £25. #disgusting – at Redditch, England

Before the debacle that was to follow @AVFCOfficial – at Aston, England

Come on @AVFCOfficial where's the @adidas / England / Villa collaboration clothing for #StGeorgesDay 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I voted John McGinn as my @AVFCOfficial Player of the Match! 🗳️ Vote for yours at avfc.co.uk/ – at Birmingham, England

Serious question. How do blind people know they've wiped their arse clean?

21 Brand New Buses for Diamond diamondbuses.com/news/21-bra… As usual #Worcestershire get the shit ones that struggle to get up hills.

Can I please egt a job at the @BristolAirport #CustomerService department. You get paid for doing nothing it seems. I am 2nd in line on a call, SIXTEEN minutes in the queue at the moment, wankers. Answer the fucking phones

Last night's view #UTV @AVFCOfficial – at Aston, England

Why the frig can't @ITV 2 show the programmes it is scheduled to. Even online guides have different listings to what they are showing

Do I get the chance to kill Grace in #Wolfenstein2 as she is a proper twat

I voted John McGinn as my @AVFCOfficial Player of the Month! 🗳️ Vote for yours at #AVFC avfc.co.uk/

Thank you to my mate in Belfast, Happy New Year Gru

#Stuffed well that was certainly over-hyped. Really disappointing show. @GuzKhanOfficial and #MorganaRobinson are much better and funnier than that.

Lest we forget. #UTV #POPPY @AVFCOfficial – at Birmingham, England