Fatboy, the NHS is not fit for purpose

Where is the meal I ordered at 1810?

RIP Mark E Smith

FFS Stokes banned from the Ashes while being investigated. Charged: Restored to the squad! Can a blazer wearing fuckwit explain that to me please

I'm watching Emma Thompson on newsnight. Fuck me has she got a triple cooked chip on her shoulder!!!

How to park like a cunt

He's run away before he relegates @bcfc :( On the up side though, thats 2 chelsea cunts out of a job on the same day :):):) – at Chesterfield, England

Just said to me in the jobcentre. 'There's a suspect package so we have to evacuate but not until the alarm sounds.' WTF!!!

In my working life I've had over 40 jobs. The job centre have now decided that I need to do a 40hr course on how to find a job! Jobsworths!! – at Birmingham, England

it's the most played track in my collection

Listen to it folks because it's WM at their brilliant best – at Oxford, England

Wrong again @BBCSport we've only lost 4 tests in a row. A very easy fact to check before broadcasting it to the world – at Oxford, England

Thank you Potato Head – at Birmingham, England

I'm loving the Villa at the moment :) – at Birmingham, England

Welcome back – at Estepona, Spain

Why?

This twat deserves it US pastor, who believes floods are God's punishment, flees flooded home bbc.in/2b37mzr

Hey @asusuk Thanks for installing a browser I can't delete. Why have you written your own browser? Aren't there enough available?

Hey @asusuk why is my battery 60% after 2 hours? Anything to do with your unwanted battery saving bloatware? Btw your keyboard is crap

Hey @asusuk Please tell me how to remove your bloatware?