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Energy lifer and mostly regretting it. Founder of AFE Leaks. 25% value add, 75% dad jokes. OXY always submits a counter-bid.https://xitter.gq/t.co/kLoinkva4J

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Joined November 2019
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Live peek at the next $TSLA earnings presentation.
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Interesting tidbit from New Mexico OCD filings today: ocdimage.emnrd.nm.gov/imagin… Empire Petroleum ($EP) is fighting Goodnight Midstream over saltwater disposal near its Eunice Monument South Unit in Lea County, NM. Goodnight filed its response to an OCD show-cause order on Oct 26, with 339 pages of exhibits. A few numbers from it 🧵
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4/ The exhibits include ~$1.8M of vendor liens and suits: - AnTech: $1.17M, coiled tubing drilling, ND - SLB: $352K, four wells, Madison Co., TX - Richard's Energy Compression: $153K, NM - R Construction: $65K, TX - Expanse Electrical: $49K, NM
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5/ For scale, EP's Q2 10-Q: 1,825 boe/d (-23% y/y), $3.1M cash, $2.0M undrawn on its credit facility, $15.1M of debt and -$16.3M of working capital. Next date: Nov 12 Commission hearing on six related stayed cases.
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Am I good at fantasy or is it just cause I drafted JSN?
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What in the hell is Claude doing here
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After 13 years of marriage and 19 years together, my wife finally gave in and just sent a list of things she wants for her birthday.
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Every QB in the NFC East could go down and the #Cowboys would still find a way to lose the division.
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My wife was quite upset that I fed her information from the husband of our couple friend that they were having baby number 2 but I didn’t think to ask the sex. Feels like that’s the most info I’ve ever retained from a friend and she should be ecstatic
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Less than 100 yds of offense. Put in the backup. Reed is washed, might as well start giving the backup experience
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Faux Me Right? retweeted
Hess Midstream's investor call: The contract-liability accounting nets to a small number in 2027, so the ~$900M baseline EBITDA is close to cash. Adjusted FCF of ~$575M covers a ~$415M distribution with ~$160M left over. Leverage moves from ~3x to 3.75–4.0x because EBITDA resets lower; debt stays roughly flat. Chevron gives up ~$260M a year of HESM distributions and the GP in exchange for lower Bakken fees through 2045 and $200M. HESM will stop publishing its Bakken minimum revenue commitments, the clearest public read on Chevron's drilling plans. The 2030 commitment gets set next year and won't be disclosed. State spud and rig data become the main check.
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Chevron will divest Hess Midstream interests and DJ Basin crude-midstream assets; it estimates a USD 3–4B after-tax special-item loss at closing. via Chevron 8-K sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/… #AFELeaks
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Oops wrong account !
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DON’T FUCK THIS UP COWBOYS
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Currently manifesting several TikTok dances to help the boys win
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Ahh local qwen gives zero f’s about your robots.txt file
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Matador's Lea County Woodford Tests Hit the AFE Leaks Db afeleaks.substack.com/p/mata…
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Every commercial I see is either Kalshi or DraftKings and I have to think this shit is worse for our populace than things like Data Centers or Social media. Gamblers have no self control and getting them started early is even worse.
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