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Kristina Langley

@FeelThePunder

Started makin' up jokes/puns. Started this 'cause I'm takin' wordplay to a whole new level like elevators. I got more jokes than bike shops got spokes.

 Minneapolis, Minnesnowta
facebook.com/kristina.langley11
Joined February 2011
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African sex = Afreakin.
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Hey Drew what do you call hip-hop beats produced by Bill Clinton's vice president? Al-Gore-rhythms (algorithms)
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My favorite color is clear.
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Why do people say "junk in the truck". I'd rather refer to myself as "goods under the hood".
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When sluts read a forecast of their future, what do they read? Their whorescope.
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What do call a sensitive noodle? a tenderoni.
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What do you call excrement in the court room? Jury doody.
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What kind of state asks too many questions? WHYoming. Also HaWHYii and AlASKa.
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Authentic, genuine erection = BONERfide
What do you call sneakers that find true love? Sole mates.
2 cans of chewing tobacco destined to be together? Skol mates.
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What do you call a terrified mexican? HisPANIC.
What do you call a boring pop singer that puts me to sleep? RhiYAWNna.
If music gets herpes, cure it with valtracks.
Random thought: I think it's weird when people wear a red shirt to Target.
What do you call it when marijuana shares the kids after a divorce? Joint custody.
Giraffes could give hella deep throat.
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Nintendo marijuana = Wiid
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