…of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.🫦 || somewhere between the legal practice and literary journalism🥀

Joined October 2022
Feranmi retweeted
buying me ice cream is another way of saying you love me and can’t live without me.
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Must we read? Can’t we just depose to an affidavit that we’ve understood everything?🫩
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Feranmi retweeted
Things that stress me out: 1. Studying 2. Not studying 3. 1 and 2 4. 3
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Feranmi retweeted
when you find a good friend, be a good friend too.
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Your CONGRATULATIONS has come #HallelujahChallenge
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Feranmi retweeted
i don’t know what type of snapchat you people are using honestly
I’ve been pondering over this for quite some time now…. But inshAllah this RAMADAN isn’t going to meet me doing Snaps… That place is a dead zone … you can’t be doing snaps and make heaven..😂😂 That app is sodom and Gomorrah..😭
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Feranmi retweeted
We honestly DO NOT talk enough about how God will give you a completely ordinary day. No emergencies, no devastating phone calls, no chaos. Just peace. That alone is a blessing.
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Feranmi retweeted
I love me a man who is a waist grabber.
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Feranmi retweeted
لايكاتي بتويتر لأني أهتم بكل المواضيع
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Feranmi retweeted
The easiest way to know that someone genuinely loves you is if they feed you. Someone who is genuinely interested in you will buy you food, order food for you, take you out to eat, and, more importantly, cook for you. This is why it is so easy to add weight when you are being loved correctly. 😂 “Baby, have you eaten?” “Babe, what would you like to eat?” “My princess, should I order that jollof pasta and turkey for you?” “Baby, what should I cook for you?” “Babe, I’m making fried rice and peppered chicken. Keep your line active; the rider will call you when I’m done.” “Baby, let’s try that new restaurant I sent you on IG.” To love is to feed and to be fed. Anyone who isn’t making sure you eat doesn’t love you. They are just lying to you.
I love her so much ❤️
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Intellectual compatibility doesn’t get enough credit. Being able to talk for hours, challenge each other, share what you know, and keep evolving together is one of the best parts of a real connection.
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Feranmi retweeted
i’ll never be too grown to get excited over a bouquet of flowers
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I am def noticing my emotions are intensifying on my period as i get older, like wtf is this really???!
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I don't like inconveniencing people, same way I don't like people inconveniencing me.
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2022🌝 2026🫶
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Feranmi retweeted
snapchat will have every songs from am album available except the particular one you need to use.
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Women should recover postpartum at their own pace. It's not a competition. It's utterly foolish to compare yourself with someone who's paid heavily to look in a certain way. It's her job to look like tht. Moreover women in general don't get even 10% of the care tht she's getting
as women, we should all strive to look this good 1 month after having a baby.
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Feranmi retweeted
“from where to where” (phr.) A firm call to order in response to an utterly incomprehensible display of audacity
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This is how I want my wedding picture to look like...
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