@FelineJesus

26 | full time indoor cat, part time idiot

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined May 2011
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Nathan Fielder singing Born to Die is the only video on the internet that matters to me
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Don't water your christmas tree so the badass skeleton shows up at your house this christmas
US Consumer Product Safety Commission
@USCPSC5 Dec 2025
Water your tree.
A burning skeleton emerges from a Christmas tree. The flames begin to envelop the home. The skeleton looks directly at you and says: Water your Christmas tree. A dry Christmas tree burns faster than newspaper.

ALT A burning skeleton emerges from a Christmas tree. The flames begin to envelop the home. The skeleton looks directly at you and says: Water your Christmas tree. A dry Christmas tree burns faster than newspaper.

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THIS INSANE TRACK RUN #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl
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she finally picked the right lead single
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user
@user0000O030 Sep 2025
what is it called when you’re depressed as shit but you refuse to die
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My heart feels dead but thats okay 💔
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Can’t get out of bed 😍 all I know is pain 😍
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Jay ♛
@Wavymafia23 Sep 2025
Stop trying to force yourself to move on. you cannot immediately unlove what you loved unless you never loved it anyway.
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Having to attend a work happy hour while going through the worst time of your life
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Amazing out of context frame
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🍂
@Lovandfear21 Sep 2025
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The pain never stops 😀 in case anyone was wondering
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new moon #pleasemissme
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all of life feels like this recently
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Life so rough it has me looking at CIA torture resistance techniques to get through so no please do not hmu
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Remember to manspread on the train today divas
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Katya
@katya_zamo15 Sep 2025
I just shoved 25 Labubus up my ass
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Going to start a trend where we can get unlimited time off work for having nervous breakdowns
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