Never got to fuck a pumpkin this year..
Maybe oomf will paint their ass orange and we can make a night out of it?
I should have slept sooner. The doorbell gonna ring the second I close my eyes and try to sleep. Halloween is hell
How do some people cum buckets worth without making a sound??
Like my balls will be empty and its like I'm squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube and I'm fucking moaning like a little bitch..
Boggles my mind
Eated a bagel and there must've been a poppy seed that I missed cuz my lips are swelling. Fingies crossed I dont die🥺
















