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Jason

@FerranteJason

You want me to throw some neck for ketchup?

Joined December 2012
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"Omg I'm so sorry, I didn't see this until now!"
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@TMZOct 26
Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years πŸ’” tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! would be a beautiful name for a girl
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The one suit I own
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dude hell yeah if you tell the america.gov chatbot to play minecraft it enters into a hellscape of it's own design
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unemployed life at 23
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Noah getting on his ark:
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It’s never gonna stop raining
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If you enjoy the works of Franz Kafka, you might also enjoy Xfinity customer support
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swinky@swinkyingSep 11
someone please help him He is deflating and losing air rapidly
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Why is Dolly Parton dead and the Liberty Biberty is alive
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Just shut down the whole karaoke bar with my version of the Skyrizi song. People with moderate to severe plaque psoriasis were coming up to me with tears in their eyes wanting to shake my hand. The bartender added me on insta and let me hit her Skyrizi pen.
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me after walking into the wrong theater
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@FilmUpdatesAug 10
Julianne Moore is set to star in an Off-Broadway production of β€˜FAYDRA,’ a new play by Pulitzer Prize finalist Sarah Ruhl. Described as a modern take on the Greek myth of Phaedra.
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We must end the pandemic of white socks and loafers. Y'all look like the Berries and Cream lad
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the average american when asked about any politician:
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@PollTracker2024Jul 30
CNN/SSRS poll | 7/23-7/27 RV Favorables (highest to lowest, net) 🟦Zohran Mamdani: βˆ’5 🟦Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: βˆ’10 πŸŸ₯Mike Johnson: βˆ’14 (tie) πŸŸ₯John Thune: βˆ’14 (tie) 🟦Hakeem Jeffries: βˆ’16 🟦Democratic Socialists of America: βˆ’18 πŸŸ₯Republican Party: βˆ’21 (tie) 🟦Democratic Party: βˆ’21 (tie) 🟦Chuck Schumer: βˆ’29 πŸŸ₯Mitch McConnell: βˆ’42
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you’re a big girl. i am and you have big shoulders i do and a big kinda chest yep
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pigeon@defaultpastJul 21
the string inside a candle:
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if you’re gay and italian you’re born spiritually evil
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I thought this was Courtney Act
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@superTV247Jun 18
George Knight was given a formal warning by #LoveIsland producers for using unacceptable language and offence slurs on the show, and was asked to leave. Simultaneously, he was told about the health of a family member, which he decided to use as a cover-up, according to The Sun.
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Benevolent Lana Del Ray be like: I got that summertime joy and happiness
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I can’t believe RuPaul, a man with deep concern for the environment and passion for ensuring other artists are always compensated for their work, made a movie with AI!
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Rue and Alamo will return in Avengers Doomsday
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