Daughters of Ferrix 🧱

ALT An edited thumbnail with me, a white woman with brown hair cut in bangs, the ends dyed blonde. I've got a full face of makeup, angular alt eyebrows with a slit cut in one, and silver chunky jewelry. I'm wearing a hot cerise hoodie, and my hands are clutched to my head to compliment the appalling YouTube face i'm making: distress at the apparently terrible opinions i'm surrounded by: four comments around the frame, from @matthew_naruto "The Empire was RIGHT", @live.slug.reaction "Episode 9 is the best one", @farmboy_67 "blue milk should be thicker", and @ben4dinaros "please let me see the kids."

ALT A cutout graphic of Maximilian Veers, a white man in a grey Imperial officer's tunic and hat. He's got a choppy white outline, with a drop shadow on a dull pink background. Next to him is also pasted the slightly cutoff figure of alien dancer Rystall Sant.

ALT A screenshot from a presentation graphic on a dark background: Blocky letters reading "Archival Sources," and under that in much smaller type, 14: Imperial Archives, Section: General Maximilian Veers, File: Emergency medical evacuation.

ALT An edited thumbnail image, graphics against a grungy concrete background. Across the top, in blocky serifed white text, reads "Piles of In-Universe Citations." Underneath, arranged in a messy jumble, are rectangular graphics filled with text: citations, with superscript numbers and archival origins, like "20: Imperial Archives, Section: ISB, File: Ferrix Occupation. Or "3: Exegol Excavation Project, Section: Sith Lords, Files: Darth Vader." On each of these graphics is an icon, indicating their origin: the Rebel starbird, the Imperial cog, the shining rays of the New Republic Insignia. And across these citations, familiar words are highlighted in a dull pink colour, to pop against the dark grey: words like "Wilhuff Tarkin," "Senate," "Rebel Alliance Archives," "Leia Organa."

ALT An edited thumbnail: a portrait and text on a painterly background of a cloudy sunset over a harbor town, tinged yellow and puce. This matches the portrait--of a corpse with indistinct features, its skin turned red and grey, its head and shoulders bare. Around its neck is a thick, yellow strap, by which it's been hanged. The text is bold and light with a maroon drop shadow: "LET'S SOLVE A MURDER." Underneath is an arrow, and more text: "this guy is SUPER dead."

ALT An edited thumbnail: the background is a painted vista of orange and pink hues over a shoddy harbour skyline, white birds flying across the sky. Superimposed on this background is the bold text "FAILED REVOLUTIONARY?" in off-white, with an arrow pointing to art of a man on the right. He's wearing a green jacket with an orange tie, has impressive mutton chops and a pallid complexion. His body is cocked in an agitated pose, as if he's approaching someone for a brawl. He's also rendered in the same painterly style as the backdrop.

ALT An edited thumbnial: a painting of a radiant, cloudy sunset, over a derelict town. Close to the frame is a triumphant statue of a horse with a rider, held up and together with ramshackle lengths of metal, making it look like stick puppet of sorts. On top of the statue is a man standing with an arm in the air, holding a bottle. Behind this statue is bold, edited text: "I'm a Communist, I guess."

ALT A somewhat low-quality screenshot of a video filmed over the heads of a smallish crowd in a convention panel room. The backdrop behind the panelists is adorned with a pattern of alternating "Star Wars" and "Celebration 2025" logos, and on the screen next to the panelists is a large title image: A background of a warm pink colour, on which is imposed a dark graphic shaped like duct tape, and the white title "History in a galaxy far, far away," subtitled in white: "Daughters of Ferrix with Chris Kempshall." The panelists are two people holding microphones, a man and a woman. The man has white skin and short hair, and is dressed in a red graphic tee shirt and an olive Imperial officer's hat. The woman is grinning, her microphone held up as she looks across the crowd: she has blonde choppy hair and bangs, the length of it draped over shoulders dressed in aw black leather jacket.

ALT An edited thumbnail: the background is a painterly scene of a large, paris-inspired city under a bright billowing orange-and-purple sunset, a church with a shining steeple closest to frame. On the left, superimposed on the backdrop, is a picture of a man, still rendered in visible brushstrokes: he has impressive grey-brown mutton chops, rosy cheeks and nose, and is wearing a green jacket over a white collared shirt and tie, the last of which he's got held curiously in his left hand. His face is upturned, giving the viewer a disdainful, proud look. On the right of this man, slightly layered behind, is bold white text with a drop shadow: "This guy is the WORST." Underneath a small paranthetical: "for now.)

ALT An edited thumbnail, two characters in front of and to the right of bold, white text. The first character is a skinny man with a widow's peak, round glasses, and an unhappy expression on his face. He's wearing a cropped orange jacket and matching gloves, holding a flashlight angled down in one hand and a snub nose revolver in the other. Slightly in front of him is the other character, a brawnier man with a receeding hairline, mutton chops, and rosy cheeks and nose. He's dressed in a white collared shirt with a red tie, a green sport coat held draped over his shoulders. His other gand is in a metal gauntlet, holding a large pistol. These men are rendered in a loose, painterly style, as is the sunsetted orange and white background over a city landscape behind them. The text on the left, large in frame, reads "I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS." There's smaller text under the guy on the right, with a drawn arrow pointing towards him: "I assume this guy is Karl Marx."

ALT An edited thumbnail image: A screenshot from Andor of Cassian looking forward past the camera at an unseen person, a foreboding look on his face. He's standing outside, in front of the blurry shape of a starship on a Yavin landing pad. Next to him are large graphic letters in a bold serifed font, rendered in gradient white: "did they stick the landing?" "Landing" is coloured bright pink. Undernearth, in smaller letters and parentheses, reads "(kinda)."

ALT An edited image: a white header above a screenshot. The header reads, in slightly low quality black text, "i have hired this ___ to stare at you." In the space is a stretched version of the image below: a screenshot of the Force Healer from Andor, a woman with white skin, a long face, and rosy cheeks: her dark grey hair is trimmed into a short pixie cut, and she's wearing a robe-like rust-coloured top, and holding a green crate in her arms as she performs work on Yavin. She's staring directly into the camera with a ponderous look on her face--or, in the episode, directly at Cassian offscreen, as he's walking to the U-wing to leave for Kafrene.

ALT A star wars propaganda poster, rendered in a graphic style with bold colour blocks. At the bottom in red text reads "IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING," next to an Imperial coy symbol. In the body of the image are two white-armoured Imperial clone troopers escorting an orange-jacketed person away into a blueish city skyline, away from a grey wall. On the wall, above head-height, is emblazoned a printed Imperial cog—over which has been painted a white slash to cross it out, with the Republic cog graffitied underneath to replace it. At the top of the image in bold italic and blocky text is the slogan "Report Sedition." And finally, across the whole image, two clasped hands—one, the black-gloved white-armoured hand of a trooper, the other a lighter-skinned human hand, shaking the Trooper's in compliance.

ALT An edited flyer for a gofundme, tinyurl.com/StupidKiki, and cashapp $TheLetterbomber. The left side is an image of a small cat with stripes of black, grey, and light orange, and white feet and belly. She's standing with her side to the camera. She's on a shelf covered in Star Wars memorabilia, like a LEGO AT-AT, as well as various politics and philosophy books, in front of a wall with Star Wars posters, like for Andor. On the right side of the image is white text on a grungy black background: An electric blue arrow connects to the underlined word "THIS is Kiki. She is very stupid." Underneath is a zoomed image of a red rubber cartoon Octopus with a blue arrow connecting it to another zoomed-in thumbnail, an X-ray with a visible cat spine, and various innard shapes: as well as a white octopus-like silhouette. "Kiki swallowed this octopus eraser and it got stuck. They had to do surgery to her, but Kiki is 1 years old and has no money. PLEASE HELP KIKI by contributing to her surgery fund"

ALT An edited meme image with a white header with black text, "Inside you are two bricks." The image below is of a sidewalk bordered by green lawn on either side, and more importantly, two pngs of reddish three-hole bricks edited onto the pavement. Both have white speech bubbles above. The first reads "Throw me at a cop!" and the second reads "Use me to build social services."

ALT A light mode Twitter screenshot of the classic 2017 tweet from @BravoCoolee: "Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say, 'So you hate waffles?' No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about."

ALT A dark mode tweet screenshot from @realswtheory, verified and blocked by the user. The tweet reads "Should me and Matt Walsh debate Revenge of the Sith together???" with a linked video of a man (not Matt Walsh) talking to someone offscreen in a large convention area with a crowd behind, the captions reading "I work with Matt Walsh."

ALT A screencap from The Rise of Skywalker, a wide shot of a massive motley fleet of citizen's ships, various sizes and shapes in an extremely scattered formation, like thousands of metal insects hanging in the air. They're backlit by the blue and white of the Exegol sky.

ALT A screencap from the Force Awakens—a close-up on the pale face of General Hux, with an out-of-focus banner and line of officials behind him. His head is tilted upwards, an expression of reverence on his face as his cast in reddish-yellow light by the planet-destroying beam reflected in his aryan blue eyes.

ALT A screenshot from The Force Awakens, of a large army arranged in formation before a stage, on which stands a figure dressed in black looking over the crowd. On the horizon, behind low mountains and a faraway treeline, the sky is filled with red, as a giant laser beam shoots from the planet up in front of the First Order army gathering.

ALT An edited thumbnail: a screenshot from Andor of a crowd of people in front of a vaguely Art Nouveau building made from white stone, pillars, and a golden dome. The crowd has their fists in the air, and is dressed in warm colours of yellow and brown, sometimes carrying matching flags or banners. Composited behind the protestors, in blocky white text, reads "I cried" with a period for emphasis.