Safe to say that puppy potty training is much more difficult than I realised

When you find gift cards in your boyfriends flat with his ex's writing on them you're totally allowed to spend them yes?? Seems fair...

I am a sneezy bear today.

I just heard someone ask what charcuterie is in Fortnam and Masons. Too embarrassing! – at London, England

Pre-theatre #champagne #london #wolseley #wicked @ The Wolseley instagram.com/p/ulZf5jh7m1/ – at London, England

Obsessed with vitamin water at the moment even though I know fine well its nonsense.

It's my birthday eve tonight which means I get my presents! Excited!

Why is pasta so delicious???

My Geordie taxi driver telling me about his 20 year old son getting with 40 year olds. Delightful.

If it's good enough for the VS angels.... #kale #spinach #ginger #apple #smoothie instagram.com/p/sMaq0QB7kx/

I think I need some Flumps #yum #work #motivation

That awkward moment when you realise it's your parents 30th wedding anniversary today.

Wondering if a mcdonalds/burger king would be acceptable for lunch today? Just a wee one... – at Westminster, England

Short dress on to work and files up on a really high shelf is not a good combo! #FlashingAtWork #girlproblems – at Westminster, England

Minus the fires and death eaters afterwards of course.

Watching the Harry Potter where they go to the quidditch cup - looks just like the commonwealth games! #Glasgow2014

First day in a long time I've not had a lunchtime phone call from @nickfitzpatrick :( #sosad #lovesick

Why is everyone in the world engaged?? Please calm down and stop freaking me out.