Beer reviews. Sloughing off the fastidious vocabulary of beer-tasting, one extended metaphor at a time.
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Why Thanks for Playing by @DrinkCSB is "is a huggable, chocolate brown teddy bear that you may or may not snuggle while naked in bed on a lonely, cold winter night." medium.com/@figurativebeer/c…
Nortons Brewing Co's Mango Cyborg is like "your best friend's backyard pool from when you were 16..." medium.com/@figurativebeer/n…
Lila Belgian Strong Ale from Limestone Beer Co is "like an old pair of brown leather loafers..." medium.com/@figurativebeer/l…
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The Blood Orange Amber Ale from @thedudesbrew "is like the re-released VW Beetle, except this beer is actually good" medium.com/@figurativebeer/t…
BBA Troegenator from @TroegsBeer is "basically the beer equivalent of @edgarwright's brilliant Shaun of the Dead..." medium.com/@figurativebeer/t…
Namaste White from @dogfishbeer is "like the giant, homemade Jenga tower you’re constructing on the back patio..." medium.com/@figurativebeer/d…
The Blood Orange Amber Ale from @thedudesbrew "is like the re-released VW Beetle, except this beer is actually good" medium.com/@figurativebeer/t…
Drinking the Barrel Aged Bulldog Stout from @ThreeRingsBeer is like "watching your kid's graduation..." medium.com/@figurativebeer/t…
The San Diego Pale Ale .394 from @AleSmithBrewing "is like an opposite field single off of a high fastball..." medium.com/@figurativebeer/a…
Nicie wheat ale from @ShortsBrewing is "like the 3am realization that your friends... are kind of a bunch of dicks" medium.com/@figurativebeer/s…
The Dorado Double IPA from @BPbrewing "is like a clean white undershirt you've never worn before..." medium.com/@figurativebeer/b…
The Saucy Intruder Rye IPA from @BlackAcreBrewer "tastes like a midwestern September evening..." medium.com/@figurativebeer/b…
The Back Country Session IPA from @BloomingtonBrew "is the dappled sunlight you notice on a late afternoon hike..." medium.com/@figurativebeer/b…
The Coastbuster Imperial IPA from @UplandBrewCo "tastes like lying in bed at 11:08 on a Sunday morning..." medium.com/@figurativebeer/u…
The Zen Forever Imperial Red Ale from @WichitaBrew "cozies up to you like an early November afternoon..." medium.com/@figurativebeer/w…