Professional Florida Man 🤠 Professional Swamp Lord 🐊 Professional Patriot 🇺🇸 Adeptus Veterinarius 🐗
Florida, USA
Joined September 2025
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Today I learned that maybe I DO like sports 🤔
Going to try to join the Orlando group, that's right up my alley
Honky Kong retweeted
Well, the time has come, @SummRidge 's boy is turning 15! Alex is getting his permit to drive and even though Brian and myself are TOTALLY comfortable teaching him to drive we decided that Rascal should do the honors!
Just touched base with Rascal and he muttered something about feeling safer in France and I told him him to stop being scaredy trash panda and to be a good friend. Got him in line now.
Evidently Alex needed a new hunting rifle so I reckon they are headed to Knoxville to shop a bit!
On theme for this week's fun is a Browning AB3 rifle chambered in .30-06!
Y'all know what we like but be sure and wish Alex, who this post should be a surprise to, a big hearty wholesome happy birthday!
As always, thanks to @SummRidge and let's all have a great week!
Good Luck
Godspeed (especially to you Rascal & Alex)
and Keep Going!
🤖 Made with AI
"What's your diet like, do you eat pretty healthy?"
Yeah, definitely, Doc. I eat pretty clean, nothing crazy..
Giving "going postal" a whole new meaning!
Just kidding, that's actually exactly where the term comes from 💀🤣
Honky Kong retweeted
YOU HAVE BEEN INDUCTED INTO THE HAWGLUMINATI
MEETINGS ARE AT APPLEBEES ON JOYNER ST SUNDAY 7PM
BRING YER OWN PISS JUG OR MAKE ONE IN THE PARKIN LOT
MORE WILL BE REVEELED
- sent from ‘08 Ryobi Vril Staff -
I thought about going out somewhere for Halloween but the only places I know doing stuff are all bars I used to go to, and I have no friends around to go with and also am not drinking, soooo PlayStation and ice cream it is 🫡🤣
No trick-or-treaters when you're in the middle of a swamp 🤷🏻♂️
We're trying @bigrigpyro method for the beans and bacon today 🤔
Bacon smells so damn good, dude
The fridge full of red bull and other energy drinks for the employees is a huge bonus of working overnights 🤣 there's also more food here then I have literally EVER had in my house. I'm going to get fat 😆
The team at the ER is fucking FANTASTIC. Every single person there is so competent, compassionate and really knows what they're doing and that makes everything SO smooth 😎 I'm so excited to go back tonight 😁 staying awake is the only hard part 😅
First overnight commencing in 50 minutes! 😬😁
I'm super excited, I can't even put it into words.
I hope they like me 🥹🤣
Honky Kong retweeted
TOMOROWS HOMESCHOOLIN LESSON FOR MY GRANKIDS
EVERY DAY I WISH GOD WOULDA TOOK JEFF GORDON INSTED
- sent from ‘02 Ford Taurus w/ “3” The Intimidator Decals -
