💥Katt💥

Hitachi - Japanese for "the divorce was worth it"

Congrats on Jesus coming back. Or not. Whatever.

My ex-husband now has a receding hairline that matches his wife’s. Praise be to Jesus. Praise be.

I am cancelling the word Queef. Taco Toot or Pussy Poot. Those are your only options moving forward. That is all.

Eat Pussy. It’s Organic.

Cameron is new here - he thinks I’m a loser that gleefully wishes harm on my ex husband - making me a big old walking red flag - who’s gonna tell him ?

My ex-husband is balding. So is his wife. There IS a god.

“Daddy Issues” for $1000 please Alex.

Fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes USA GOLD HOCKEY MENS FUCK YES 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

just stick it in you fucking weirdos

Why do we call it anal instead of butthole sex?

I would rather a hobo jam his chlamydia riddled dick in my asshole while strangers film it

If you rub your dick and say bukkake three times does semen shoot out #TwitterHaiku

The fuck he won’t… Happy Rapture Day ✝️

Had a colonoscopy today. As expected, my asshole is pristine.

Make FUPA Great Again

Imagine being professional on here and getting three likes per tweet. Meanwhile I’m talking about jamming things into gaping assholes and 100 people think I’m a fucking genius. Talk about a real kick to the ego dick.

Your wife’s voice kinda sounds like when a vibrator needs it’s batteries replaced and it’s making that goose honk sound and I’m curious how that makes you feel when you fuck her twice a year.

Just remembered that I had to wax my own asshole during Covid lockdown, and that really does make me a true American hero.

I am pretty sure Jesus would pick anal over abstinence