Statler and Waldorf

BAH! See you in November. #svengoolie

Just what a cheap plotless movie needs. A cryptic ending. #svengoolie

She just needs to order a Zuni doll. It'd rip through those little things in the basement in two minutes! #svengoolie

Really though, discovering a bunch of supernatural monsters in your basement is better than termites. #svengoolie

Is this one of these horror movies where nothing happens for a long time and the only scary things are the music cues? #svengoolie #

PERRY MASON REPORT PERRY MASON REPORT Don't be afraid of Gene Fowler Jr, or Joel Lawrence. The only two people from this movie who weren't afraid of Perry Mason. #svengoolie

"And don't worry about Miss Gulch. She got hit in the face with a flying grain silo." #svengoolie

"My only weakness! A small amount of water! Why did I have a bucket there???" #svengoolie

We've been in Oz for a while, but still haven't seen Ernie Hudson or Terry Kinney. #svengoolie

Is that Experience Unlimited and Sugar Bear down there? #svengoolie

This is just like in Badjelly the Witch when Dinglemouse runs to get Jim the Giant Eagle to go save Tim and Rose from Dullboot the Giant. #svengoolie

The Scarecrow has the handgun. They gave the gun to the one with no brain. #svengoolie

Let's not ignore the fact that the Scarecrow has a handgun. #svengoolie

We're having an irrational fear that James Franco will be digitally inserted into the movie. #svengoolie

We're dealing with a fair number of trick or treaters during the movie. Lots of Dolly Partons this year! #svengoolie

Here's one fact Sven missed. Jack Haley's son. Jack Haley Jr., was briefly married to Judy Garland's daughter Liza Minelli. #svengoolie

If you're in need of Nightmare Fuel, find out the story of the tin man's origins in the actual novel. #svengoolie

"Just follow the Yellow Brick Road, Dorothy!" "Okay. But if it turns out later that I could have just done something simple to get home right now, I'm gonna beat you senseless with your own wand." #svengoolie