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1x Elementary AAA Safety Patrolmen of the month. School of Hard Knocks Alum. Husband, father of two. #OnePride

The Trenches
Joined March 2024
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Fitzgerald to the crowd “let’s get this shit rockin”
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Say it with us now…
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Walk THOSE Streets! Go Green!!!
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I DUNNO ABOUT YOUR MVP CALIBER QB BUT MINE BLOCKS DOWNFIELD FOR HIS RB
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Nothing stops #MACtion
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Courage comes in many forms
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Dan Campbell opens his press conference by giving a game ball to Dan Miller
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Football fans are soft as hell.
This kind of behavior from an official towards a player is unacceptable. Players are consistently held accountable when the roles are reversed. We expect the NFL to hold officials to the same standard.
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todd mclellan on the bench
Todd McLellan: "We're the Detroit Red Wings, and that means something. We have a lot of stuff going on around us, but we're still the Detroit Red Wings. And if it doesn't mean anything to me, or to the players in the locker room, or the trainers, or anyone else in the organization, then shame on them. They shouldn't be part of it." #LGRW #RedWings
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My team raped again. #wow
NEW: Michigan State starting RB Cam Edwards will miss the remainder of the season, Pat Fitzgerald announced. on3.com/news/pat-fitzgerald-…
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That Jahmyr Gibbs tuddy would’ve hit better if Ford Field didn’t price out the average black man in Detroit. @FirstT1meCaller
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Syrian President Jolani appears to be caught scrolling Instagram during the UN General Assembly.
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This Larkin press conference was so bad that black people are calling into 97.1 talking hockey on a Lions gameday.
"I'm going to try to be honest with you guys today and I'm not ready to go there yet," Here is Dylan Larkin's full response to being asked why he requested a trade from the Red Wings
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Transcript of Letterman’s 9/11 monologue that always brings me to tears.
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If I was a scientist I would dedicate my life to inventing a time machine so I could go back to 2001 and redirect all the planes on 9/11 to Ann Arbor
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Dude 😂😂😂 this is so EPIC 😹😹😹 College football is LIFE 🔥🔥🔥 my friend tried to get MARRIED 🤮🤮🤮 on a SATURDAY 😱😱😱 in SEPTEMBER 😡😡😡 so I KILLED him 😂😂😂 now I can watch MEMPHIS vs TULANE 🤩🤩🤩 and listen to PAT MCAFEE 🐐🐐🐐 They just don’t get it! 🏈🏈🏈
If the people around you don't understand that the entire CFB slate matters...cut them off
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JJ McCarthy lost the starting Job of being quarterback of the Minnesota Vikings because his wife slept with some MSU Pike who had AIDS #NFL #AIDS #CheatersNeverWin
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Luke Kuechly hall of famer
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