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Klaus Deschmann

@Fiscis

I make sure you get the best golf clubs of your life ... husband to a chemist. https://xitter.gq/t.co/3U4Nof0s1m

 Vienna, Austria
Joined April 2009
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Kyle Porter
@KylePorterNS18 Jul 2023
Somebody asked Shane Lowry on the first hole at Hoylake yesterday if his group with Rory and Padraig Harrington actually had a tee time. This was his response. He is the best.
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E L H O T Z O@elhotzo15 Dec 2022
wenn dein Lohn nicht mindestens in der Höhe der Inflationsrate steigt, wird deine Arbeit immer weniger wert und wenn deine Arbeit weniger wert ist, kannst du dir auch immer weniger Mühe geben
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P!nk
@Pink14 Sep 2009
Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me.
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It happened! A reviewer suggested that I familiarise myself with the work of Pownall et al (2019, 2020) to understand the field better 🤪
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“How many countries do you want to offend simultaneously?” “Yes”
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Ahoi Polloi@ahoi_polloi18 Jul 2022
FaceID, nachts um zwei, mein Gesicht nur vom Monitor beleuchtet: Hiiiiiii 😊 willkommen 👋📲 FaceID, morgens vor dem ersten Kaffee: Gunn Tach 🤨 mal die Papiere und PIN bidde 🤚
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Florian Aigner@florianaigner13 Jul 2022
Es ist skurril: Jahrzehntelang warf man Ökostrom-Fans vor: "Wenn es nach euch ginge, würden bei uns die Lichter ausgehen!" Und jetzt werden die Lichter ausgehen, weil wir uns an idiotische fossile Energieträger gefesselt haben. Eines Tages wird man das rückblickend lustig finden.
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Tansu Yegen
@TansuYegen3 Jul 2022
Simple science experiments you can do at home - children will love them…
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[NBC/Comcast US Open marketing meeting] "But...don't we own the only network devoted to the game of g..." *removed by armed security personnel*
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No Laying Up
@NoLayingUp27 May 2022
Patrick Reed ditching the PXG driver and immediately becoming good again reminds me a LOT of when Bubba switched to Volvik. Speaking of which - remember when Bubba played putt putt balls for a year?
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Terrible Maps
@TerribleMaps7 Oct 2021
Nice people
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Sahil Kapur
@sahilkapur19 May 2022
Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”
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Clemens Schrimpe ❦@csch426 May 2022
Time to leave a good old friend behind. It was fun while it lasted … 🥹
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1Password 8 für Mac führt Cloud-Zwang ein und wird Web-App heise.de/news/1Password-8-fu… #1Password #Cloudzwang

1Password 8 für Mac führt Cloud-Zwang ein und wird Web-App

Das neueste Update des traditionsreichen macOS-Passwortmanagers entfernt den lokalen Sync und arbeitet nicht mehr nativ. Dafür gibt's Reklame mit Ryan Reynolds.

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Darth Putin@DarthPutinKGB16 Apr 2022
If you ever wondered what you would have done to stop Hitler, you're doing it now.
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oakislav@GasparTomislav15 Mar 2022
Replying to @VC606
Congratulations to @seppstraka overtaking @BWiesberger in the current ranking to become the highest Austrian ranked player the first time in his career!!!
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Joe Pompliano
@JoePompliano6 Mar 2022
The world's 50 most beautiful sports venues — a thread: 1. Henningsvaer Stadium in Henningsvaer, Norway
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Sprecht „Gas Gerd“ mal rückwärts aus. Das Ergebnis ist verblüffend.
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eli@Elitiker13 Feb 2022
Ja was denn??? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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From 35-yards in the rough PGA Tour Players leave 50% of their shots OUTSIDE 13'3". Half of their shots finish more than 13'3" from the hole. Best players in the world! #ManageYourExpectations
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Roy Madecke@OrganUtanKlaus25 Jan 2022
Am Ende der Pandemie werden wir zumindest sagen können, dass wir nichts unverseucht gelassen haben.
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