Lynda, Masked & Vaxxed

You provided me with literal years of entertainment. Thank you for all you did.

*sings* Empiiiiiiiire

I’m watching Next Level Chef and this chef grabbed hot dogs as her protein. Told Gordon Ramsey that she was going to make meatballs. And then suggested he could put them in his restaurant. OMG HIS FACE!!! 😂😂

Watching an SVU episode. Body found at a waste treatment facility. Stabler: whoever dumped the body really knew their crap. Oh, Olivia’s EPIC side eye she gave him made me 🤣

TIL that Sasha Alexander (actress on NCIS and Rizzoli & Isles)is Sophia Loren’s daughter in law.

This is totally me today. Told the nurses that I was “extra broken” today.

All of the members of U2 are married to their original wives.

I s been sleeping a little lately thanks to my current course of cancer treatments. I’ve been watching a lot of Law & order SVU and I’m reading the In Death books. I’m having some Fucked Up dreams.

Where’s @BookOfVida when you need to send something to Shelly Laurenston. lol. tiktok.com/t/ZP8JB7y1r/

Trixie Belden.

Really? Because every male gyno I’ve ever had likes to mash it like he’s running got the elevator and is surprised when I scream and nearly kick them in the face.

Ouch. That one hurts.

I’m gonna need to watch this one. lol

Dogs are much hardier than we think. I had a dog who ate an entire box of rat poison (including the cardboard box!) and never showed any gastrointestinal distress. lol. Vet said he had a steel stomach. lol.

I hate this “trend” because they all misuse it and sound stupid. lol.

I tried to dm you as asked, but it wouldn’t let me. My dms are open though.

Watching NCIS and just heard the best quote from Abbey: Love is never having to read her her Miranda rights.

Watching. The Martha Stewart challenge on Chopped. She showed them the pantry. She’s taken the normal chopped pantry of 275 items and she reduced it to the 20 items she feels is essential. That’s EVIL. lol.

One of the things with growing up watching my dad at work, I’d I sometimes have a different perspective on movies. Like, I liked titanic& cried like mad, but I look at all the water and think “that must have been a MISERABLE set to be on Lolol.

I’m watching a documentary on this mass murder in small town Ohio. The woman who is the narrator says people heard about it on WKRC in Cincinnati And if you think I didn’t start singing the WKRP theme song, you don’t know me. Lolol.