Mr. Take That Risk - building @hivemindtrench - jump in VC with us
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Five6 retweeted
There was a time when $LMAO! was the best community coin in crypto, @slingoorio was the most legit person on CT and there was real potential to create a PVE wealth effect for the masses.
If you ran TA on the chart, quantified the vibes, measured the holder count/stats/supply control, and saw what was planned for the future, you would know LMAO! was legitimately destined to go to 100s of millions.
Sling and co were able to put together the most based team of talented raiders, artists, advisors and KOLs who showed up daily for months on end to create a real community. We made friends, we laughed, we built tech, we made memes, we facilitated culture, we talked shit, we onboarded, we helped eachother in times of need, we had the supply control, we had the pumpfun affiliations and support, we had a great leader, we watched our wallet balances slowly grow, on chain was totally bottomed.. it was a true lightning in a bottle moment, and the energy was sustainable.
The music stopped the moment Sling launched solana:A13oRB9FFaiUjfi6LdCg6p9ka1u8SfGkUFs4SKvPpump. This is when he joined forces with new pair scammers, fragmented the community into multiple coins, and ultimately removed his focus from LMAO! to direct it toward trenching. The community slowly retracted and the lightning in a bottle effect was lost.
There’s probably a moral to the story and lessons to be learned in there somewhere, but ultimately the entire Slingoor situation is just very sad. Many were betrayed and many lost lots of money, all while there was at one point a real chance for it to have all gone according to plan.
Five6 retweeted
so after launching the worst-timed LMAO pair in history (lmao), we’re relaunching SLING ON EM.
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The timing was brutal, and now there’s a hell of a story to tell. Two new episodes tomorrow. We’ve got a lot of new material to work with LMAO.
By the end of this, we won’t say we got rugged.
We’ll say we got slinged.
I control a large share of the supply, and I’m holding it. I want to use part of it to do something for the community. I’m still figuring out what that looks like, and I want to hear from the people it’s meant for. Some holders lost money that would’ve changed their lives. A lot of people lost trust, too. That part matters to me.
@hivemindtrench and the freaky lil honkys are spearheading the relaunch. We’re live in VC all day. Come ask about the supply, tell us what you think we should do with it, or just come talk about what happened.
@Chairman_DN @LexaproTrader @Dior100x @cometcalls
Five6 retweeted
One of crypto's largest KOLs has been secretly extracting millions from his audience
We’ll expose him soon
Unfortunately, he’s just a symptom of a much bigger problem
Social trading has brought out the worst in KOLs. It was designed to keep them honest by making every trade public. In reality, the opposite happened
In just a few weeks, we exposed a number of "top social traders" using the same tricks:
• Public wallets to attract copy traders
• Side wallets to dump
• Callouts to farm rewards
• Bundled tokens to hide supply
And there are plenty more doing the exact same thing
Why? Because our industry incentivizes it
1) Launchpads allow it
Most launchpads today are obsessed with one thing: volume. Millions in callout rewards, affiliate links, and top leaderboards. Almost nothing on detecting bundles, side wallets, or shady traders. Scams drive volume. Launchpads have no reason to stop it (other than actually caring about their users)
2) Social trading incentivizes it
Side wallets have become a business model. Before social trading, only big KOLs could do it. Now, anyone who lands on a leaderboard can monetize by dumping on their copy-traders. The temptation is real
3) CT normalizes bundle culture
“Everyone bundles. It's how it's done" - an excuse we hear every time we expose a KOL. Supply control isn't the problem. Hiding it is. If it's so bullish, why hide it? Spoiler: because you're planning to sell
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Launchpads are paying millions to dishonest KOLs. It's time they start taking it seriously
Audit the top traders. Expose their side wallets. Ban repeat offenders
We have the tools. What's missing is the willingness to use them
No one's coming to save us
Five6 retweeted
Live coverage of @mikadontlouz crashing the whip after taking a $40k L last week.
May she be okay and receive the blessings promised to her 3,000 years ago 🙏🏻
Five6 retweeted
Just downloaded a new dating app where you can get fucked every few minutes
Sent from my pumpfun app
Five6 retweeted
🚨 Of the 43.4M tokens launched across various platforms, only 691 are currently above $100K market cap.
Pumpfun alone saw 24M launches, but just 312 are above $100K.
