Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Sarcasm is my forté!
Bucks, UK
Joined November 2010
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Jasmine Allmond retweeted
Prince Harry: “My problems with my family stem from years of cold indifference, the poor treatment of my wife, and their cooperation with the toxic British press. “
British Media: “Prince Harry hates his family because Prince William got more sausages as a child!”
Jasmine Allmond retweeted
Loving a partner who grew up in survival mode takes a lot of patience, clear boundaries, and grace as they learn love beyond survival.
Jasmine Allmond retweeted
King Charles was cheating on Harrys mum when they got married. His uncle paid off a young woman £12m for a sex scandal to go away. He met up with Epstein ‘after’ he was found guilty of prostituting minors. The Queen publicly supported him. Harry moves to protect his wife….
Jasmine Allmond retweeted
Do you oppose NHS privatisation? If you do, please can you RT this? I need to know who to follow next (it’ll be you!) 💙
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I’ve never seen this before and it makes the hounding of them by the British tabloids even more grotesque
Jasmine Allmond retweeted
An overseas friend asked what it was like living in the UK at the moment. I said it was like being on the Titanic and seeing the iceberg but realising no one was making any great effort to avoid colliding with it.
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🙋If you've been looking for a sign to watch 'My Stammering Tap' again - you've found it!👇
This wonderful campaign was created by Hear in Hull and @MyPocketsArts
🪣✨cc: @SiobhanWard10
Jasmine Allmond retweeted
Ukraine gained a complete victory in its case against Russia at the International Court of Justice. The ICJ ordered to immediately stop the invasion. The order is binding under international law. Russia must comply immediately. Ignoring the order will isolate Russia even further
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Pls RT if you still wear masks 😷💙
(Lots of trolls telling me no one wears them and I just don’t think this is true)
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Honest tweet now. This account is run by NHS staff. There’s just 3 of us. We have tried our best to get out what is happening on the ground. But we are completely exhausted. If you support what we are doing please will you follow and RT this to your followers? Thank you 🙏🏻
Jasmine Allmond retweeted
Had a colleague tell me, “To be clear, I’m not depressed. I’m reacting appropriately to the world around me”. Oof, felt that.
Jasmine Allmond retweeted
I once heard someone say:
“Listen to those who stammer because the time they’ve taken to speak probably means they’ve got something useful to say”.
I can’t agree more as to how important that is. For those who are reading this who stammer, please know your words are valuable!
Jasmine Allmond retweeted
I don't know about everyone else but I think Britain was better off when we had food and could afford heating.
