I don't care if you don't find it funny. I am the target audience of my jokes
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Triple H insisting on holding a Saudi event but doing all production and commentary remotely from the US so it was only the minimal talent and staff that had to travel into a war zone.
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Chris Pratt telling his 1st wife he needs space to focus on his career and not his family bc he felt held back...only to impregnate Arnold's daughter, marry her, have the kid and say how great it is to finally have a healthy child...bc his child with wife 1 has a disability. He sickens me and his fake Christianity makes it worse
Cant believe we got blue Texas before we got GTA6.
...probably the last time ill get to use that joke structure...
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Hundreds of Minnesotans are leaving their "I voted" stickers at the site where Alex Pretti was murdered by ICE agents.
In disguise? Hes wearing a suit and looks like he does every other fuckin day? What disguise?
Mamdani went undercover at the New York City marathon passing out water and congratulating runners on the route.
This may seem harmless but it is actually an extension of the practices of the fifth leader of the Abbasid caliphate Harun al-Rashid (786–809 CE) who would go into the city in disguise in order to assess the unguarded sentiments of his subjects.
#Mamdanistan
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What an insane way for this to leak💀
