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Husband to one. Father to two. Teacher to 138. Tennis Coach to 48. College dropout, then B.S in Math. Diana, Eloy, Elena | Everyone Else

Texas
Joined February 2012
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I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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THEYRE LOSING DISTRICTS THEY GERRYMANDERED FOR THEMSELVES BAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU THEYS
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Vibes in America tonight.
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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Republican kids going to bed tonight knowing they’re gonna wake up trans tomorrow
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Texas forever.
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Doomsday arrives December 18th. Experience Avengers: Doomsday on bigger, brighter, & more immersive screens. Tickets are now on sale exclusively for Infinity Vision certified theaters: fandango.com/avengersdoomsda…
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Germany’s head coach in the locker room right now
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DE'AARON FOX CHOKED IN CRUNCH TIME AGAIN 😭
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Mitch Johnson yesterday: "De'Aaron Fox will have the basketball in his hands at the end of the game tomorrow." De'Aaron Fox in the fourth quarter: 0 PTS 0-4 FG 0 AST 0 REB
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ISIS has a new leader. We know exactly who he is!
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Stephon Castle is 0-7 with 2 TO and all everyone can talk about is how horrible De'Aaron Fox has been, which tells you how horrible De'Aaron Fox has been.
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Here is every terrible play from De’Aron Fox in the second half
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I’m gonna need an investigation into this ref because we might have a Tim Donoghy situation the way this ref is calling this game against SAS
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Whoever’s idea this was…. PAY THEM EXTRAAAAA😭🧡
The One Piece live-action actors and the original japanese voice actors recreated the barrel scene 😭
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Enter password: Wrong. Wrong. Reset password. New password can't be your old password.
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being mad at bad bunny for singing in spanish while eating chips, salsa, guac, and drinking tequila is WILD ..
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“Can’t understand a word of this shit” *Flips over to TPUSA’s All-American Halftime Show*
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Replying to @HalfwayPost
Oh, they need something they can never take off.
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