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matt danger

@FlimfloomNFT

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Joined November 2014
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I JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO UTI 😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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I fart so much I have to keep getting new underwear cuz there’s these big holes from my I guess acidic gas
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twitter ruined me
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being bipolar is great sometimes but I do miss the people I pushed away for no reason
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Ja-hamon@hoodheresies07Apr 12
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State of New York
@NYGovApr 8
it’s hole filling season
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Hulk Hogan
@HulkHogan30 Dec 2016
Replying to @alhudson81
poop brother HH
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you’re not even guaranteed a fortune in fortune cookies anymore. just the chance to fight to the death over one
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The Duffer Brothers said that in an effort to make Winona Ryder appear as distressed as possible in season 1, they only let her watch 5 minutes of Stonepa per day
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always be stonepasitive
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I’m not taking my Stonepa off, I am Stonepa O’Toole
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I feel like an idiot I thought he just unadded everyone and I’m just now learning he blocked me specifically for no reason
sexy millennial👨🏼‍🦰 (@soupypoopy69) profile picturesexy millennial👨🏼‍🦰@soupypoopy6911 Dec 2025
This is like visiting the grave of a deceased friend
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This crowd HATES cuss words
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GameStop
@gamestop17 Nov 2025
If you bring a scale to GameStop to weigh Pokémon packs we will ban you for life for your own good.
Geo (@Geo_AW) profile pictureGeo
@Geo_AW16 Nov 2025
scalpers are really weighing packs for the best cards and leaving the lower weighed packs for people to buy 😭😭😭
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Minions
@Minions23 Oct 2025
IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT MINIONS? SYBAU - stuart yells banana! at u SDIYBT - start diving into yellow buddy traditions PTFITB - please tell father i took bob PMO - purple minion opps
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Life is amazing I can’t believe I’m 25 and just found out I like to draw
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The Smurfs
@SmurfsMovie9 Sep 2011
All The Smurfs filmmakers send Steve good wishes and the healing power of Smurf magic! on.fb.me/qmC4KJ
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Send the girl you’re talking to a pic of a Coca Cola bottle with her name on it in your butt and thank me later
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