Dean

I've done a thing...!!

That @vancommander fella is really quite rude to me, I don't know why I even bother talking to him....

0- here. Any of you need blood, I got you😉

Bastard fireblade tried to bite me earlier on a roundabout😭 Enter roundabout, laid to the left, transition over to the right, start squeezing the power and the back wheel lit up! Left leg off the peg, spat me out the seat and everything. That'll learn me for getting brave😔

I've just had a message out of the blue from @VanCommander saying "home alone, time for a wank." Absolute pervert.

Go on @jakedixonracing ! Absolute masterclass of a weekend👌

Oh-oh.... Marc's missus better keep her mouth shut tonight😂

I wonder if anyone still thinks Ducati made the wrong decision choosing Marc over Jorge for the factory ride? 🤔 #MotoGP #Marquez93 #Martin89

What do you do with the gap at the other end of that board now then? 🤔

One day off nice and sunny weather here in Kent and I'm on autotrader looking at motorbikes. It's taking every fibre of my being to NOT go look at a gorgeous Fireblade I've seen😔

Ere @TattooedDoll2 , working down your neck of the woods tonight if you fancy bringing me out a cuppa,..

Beautiful couple❤️

Good evening @Freddtaylor1st how's our Geordie friend?

Still tweet thieving I see?

He's probably right. Ducati now have to make do with a fella who's won 8 world championships and is arguably the best ever to throw a leg over a motorcycle🙄