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Fort Worth, TX
Joined April 2010
The Rapture cannot happen today. I simply have too many films to watch, books to read and TV boxsets to get through. #ApocalypsePostponed
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http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/4ql2
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Morning world, are we ready to own this day or have it own us?! Racehorse or Plowhorse ?
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Some Drug Side Effects Are Worse Than Others: http://bit.ly/aefcXT
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Floaters retweeted
I think SCOTT PILGRIM's box office performance can only be laid upon one simple culprit.... BLAME CANADA! BLAME CANADA!
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For the record, am pretty damn happy to have a Top 5 movie and a top 5 album in the US. Never had either before.
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