@FloridaManCPA

worlds first Firm owner Chillionaire

 Miami, FL
Joined May 2023
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Logan Graf
@LoganGrafTaxOct 14
Found out I shouldn't have pleaded guilty to wire fraud by using Claude Code. Dumped all my FBI interviews in Claude and cross-referenced with previous court filings. Turns out my old attorney misinterpreted a bunch of stuff. Just withdrew my guilty plea. Didn't even need an attorney. Claude says I have a 98% chance of winning. Everyone should be doing this. Attorneys are cooked. Every extra 8 years outside federal prison helps.
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D00rHïngé@DIYBlimpPilotOct 14
“We’re going to buy up local accounting firms and roll them up into a large firm” “How do you handle 50% of your original clients leaving within the first 2-3 years” “…”
D@d_rose92Oct 13
Heard from an LP today who has exposure to a bunch of accounting deals that 80% of them are underperforming underwriting expectations. Do with that what you will
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Degen CPA
@drewventoOct 5
Humans beings weren't meant to endure this much two factor authentication
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tailor hartman
@tailor_hartmanOct 3
Looking for some incredible to join Celerity. Director of Client Accounting & Operations. Remote. Who’s the best accounting operator you know?
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D00rHïngé@DIYBlimpPilotAug 22
AICPA and state boards of accounting still thinking that they just have to lower the requirements to become a CPA and make it cool in order to attract talent instead of raising the pay. Hopeless profession.
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D00rHïngé@DIYBlimpPilotAug 12
The 1031 should be restricted back to its orbital purpose which was to help farmers buy bigger farms without having to pay tax immediately. Unless they also change the depreciation recapture taxes changing the capital gains rate won’t matter that much
StripMallGuy
@realEstateTrentAug 12
Imagine how many folks would start selling real estate if they didn’t have that tax huge burden hanging over their heads. Would also eliminate 1031 activity. Why trade into a ripoff when you can bank the cash and wait for the next deal that actually makes sense?
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Mike Sylvester, CPA
@FortWayneCPAAug 10
Please repost! We are considering selling our CPA firm for the right price. Please contact me by email at [email protected] if you have strong interest. 2 Million in annual revenue. Over 40% of the work is bookkeeping and payroll. 3 owners. 2 considering stepping away after transition period and 3rd willing to stay for many years. Over the last 15 years the owners have taken on average 57% of the total revenue home. Thanks!
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D00rHïngé@DIYBlimpPilotAug 4
“Jet blue”…the jet is green. What kind of joke is this?
Jon Crotty
@JohnCrottyNBAAug 3
They got me in the plane from hell
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Neet
@neet_solJul 27
unemployed ppl will send you instagram reels. it is a sign of deep respect in their culture
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Karl Johnson
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Moe Bible Verses ✝️
@AnimeBibleVerseJul 18
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Boys To Men Guide@Boys2MenGuideMay 22
How to be attractive as a man: 1. Get a haircut every 2-3 weeks.
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@digiiiMay 22
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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#Taxtwitter If any Audit firms are looking for an Audit Senior, a personal friend is looking for work.
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I had a PNC ask me if I could help them reinstate their non profit status, and then when I look into their 2022 return, I see the most indefensible things imaginable.
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hunter@3gpmhMar 11
micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated
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D00rHïngé@DIYBlimpPilotApr 22
You read the accident reports on some of these crashes and it's literally "Boomer performed no pre-flight inspections. Cause of the crash fuel exhaustion after takeoff"
Devon Stack
@Black_PilledApr 21
Senile boomers crashing their Cessnas like they pray to Vishnu.
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non-alcoholic beer is fascinating because it implies some people like the taste of beer rather than just tolerate it.
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rust belt roadtrip@gmoult4 Nov 2024
need to be six beers deep at the new deal club
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