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Spirit: The @WaffleHouse of airlines!

We are proud to announce that we are hiring the pilot of the cargo ship that is stuck in Chesapeake Bay. He has the record for incompetence that we strive to maintain. #PuttingYouFirst #FlySpirit

Due to rising fuel prices, we will now start passing a collection plate on each of our flights. If we collect enough to cover refueling we will do a controlled landing the destination. If not, we will let gravity to the job for us. #PuttingYouFirst #FlySpirit

We are announcing tonight that we will no longer be providing service to New Orleans Louis Armstrong Airport (MSY). We are still going to fly there, just don’t expect any service from us. #PuttingYouFirst #FlySpirit

Due to inclement weather across the country, expect many cancelations today. This may sound like a bad thing, but remember things could be worse. You could actually be on a Spirit flight. #PuttingYouFirst #FlySpirit

We have received many questions about this since our merger with Frontier. Please rest assured that you can still count on the same God awful customer service you’ve become accustomed too. #PuttingYouFirst #FlySpirit

Recently on an Alaska Airlines flight, a baby boy was born and given air fare for life. Recently on one of our cross country flights a baby boy was born and the parents still haven’t paid the carry on charge for him. #PuttingYouFirst #FlySpirit

To the people who have started following this account. You may have to wait awhile for another tweet. How long? I’m sure less time than it takes for you to get an adequate response from out customer service. #PuttingYouFirst #FlySpirit

We are pleased to announce with our first tweet, that we will no longer charge passengers for the bags under their eyes. #PuttingYouFirst