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WhenHowitzersFly

@FlyingHowitzer

Christian, husband, father. Spearfishing account. The official black licorice of https://xitter.gq/t.co/3LEXRzHwLQ. Picks on a mandolin, Gig ‘em!

Joined July 2016
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Got taken for a ride today by a big Coral Grouper. He straight pulled me down as he dove for his hole. First time I’ve had to leave my spear. Got him with my icepick on the reattack.
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Spontaneous pickleball bonanza with the neighbors in the cul-de-sac for Veteran’s Day. Burned over 2000 active calories according to the GPS watch. My ankles are sore.
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I think I found a weed. Pray for him to repent and come to Jesus before the angel is sent to sort.
Phil Vischer (@philvischer) profile picturePhil Vischer@philvischerNov 6
Replying to @TylerHuckabee
"God is a biological male" is a weird hill to die on.
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Smoked meatballs and wild rice for dinner tonight. #DadIsCooking
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I was planning on retiring back to TX here soon… My alternates were OK and FL. May be the primaries now.
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Buddy Mac
@TenGallonTroubNov 2
Did some auction calling in Conway the other night. Thanks for coming out everyone!
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Guess we gonna do some account sifting today…
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Noted aviation expert weighs in…
Christopher Collins (@CCollins_Tx) profile pictureChristopher Collins
@CCollins_TxNov 1
I DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS... BUT PLANES DON'T DO THAT!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Planes can leave such a scar on terrain after a crash. It is dependent on speed and angle relative to terrain. The 1999 South Dakota Learjet 35 crash being one example aviation-safety.net/asndb/323641 ValuJet Flight 592 is another example miamiherald.com/news/local/com…
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Halloween just got interesting 👀👀
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Not the kind of footwork I was hoping he would work on…
MLFootball (@MLFootball) profile pictureMLFootball
@MLFootballOct 29
TRENDING: Texas A&M superstar quarterback Marcel Reed posted a TikTok video dancing with a group of girls that has gone viral on social media. 😭😭😭 The Aggies are 4-4 and Reed is out there dancing.
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A peaceful Thursday night.
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It’s bad enough, but everyone realizes how quickly the definition of “mentally ill” is going to expand, right? The slippery slope of human depravity on full display in “civilized” Canada.
LifeNews.com (@LifeNewsHQ) profile pictureLifeNews.com
@LifeNewsHQOct 27
BREAKING: Canada Wants to Legalize MAID Without Consent for Mentally Ill Patients buff.ly/ZXeIkIc
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We got one (it was immediately hung on the bulletin board in the COC) that said: “Dear Soldier, Thank you for protecting us. When you die, we will remember you on Memorial Day…” *drawing a a machine gunner mowing down some enemy
Hard Pass (@HardPass4) profile pictureHard Pass
@HardPass4Oct 27
I wonder what Jerimy is up to these days.
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CC: @mnsibley
stephiegal (@stephiegal) profile picturestephiegal
@stephiegalOct 24
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Neko-San made the neighborhood Facebook page. His crime: Stacking shrew bodies at the back door of a sissy indoor cat.
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I remember making fun of Drink for doing essentially the same thing against us.
Luke Evangelist (@lukeevangelist_) profile pictureLuke Evangelist
@lukeevangelist_Oct 24
KJ Edwards led Texas A&M in rushing with 8 carries for 43 yards. He had 3 carries in the final 3 quarters of the game. He was averaging 7.4 YPC in the 1st quarter and got 3 touches after that…
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Hey, Mickey is up
Mickey Blowtorch (@MickeyBlowtorch) profile pictureMickey Blowtorch
@MickeyBlowtorchOct 24
I just woke myself up yelling “Get fucked, puto” in a dream where I was be harassed by a scam call that I was talking to through a pink plushy banana. I need some coffee.
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Boychild had 19 carries tonight for 93 yards and a TD in a physical 12-7 win. He’s gonna be sore in the morning! 😂 The good guys dominated TOP and only gave up one big play for the other guy’s score.
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Stupid wind gust off that typhoon killed my cucumber plant. Right when it was really producing…
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The amount of people in the replies that can’t count to 11 (much less the OP) is astounding 😂.
Coach Beans (@CoachBeansTTU) profile pictureCoach Beans@CoachBeansTTUOct 17
8-4 Texas vs 8-4 Texas A&M on Thanksgiving
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Just found out that I am going to be the second oldest at the ball this year. They almost got me.
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