Manchester United

Joined July 2020
Even if we get relegated, Carrick has shown not to be good enough for the Championship
🚨🚨🎙️| Wayne Rooney admits Manchester United could be relegated and questions the club’s recruitment! 😳 “The relegation, I couldn’t rule it out, if I’m being honest.” “At the minute, I think it could be. I hope not.” “They’re deluded if they think the front three that they’ve brought in are good enough.” “To take this current group of Manchester United players, for them to sign and to take this team into the next level, into the Champions League, you’re living in cuckoo land.” “The squad is absolutely a million miles away from being champions.”
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Funniest club ever
🚨 | BREAKING: Michael Carrick WILL REMAIN in charge of #mufc vs Chelsea. He is being given a chance to turn things around. [@ChrisWheelerDM]
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El robo más grande en la historia de este trofeo sobrevalorado
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Worst GK of the year of all time this will never be topped
🚨🚨🎙️| Unai Simón after winning the 2026 Men's Goalkeeper of the Year (Yashin Trophy) award! 🇪🇸🧤🏆 “It's a real honour for me to be here receiving this award.” “In football, apart from these awards and titles and matches and individual recognition, I think what's really important is to think about our legacy, what we've left behind for other people.” On the pressure of being a goalkeeper: “Often goalkeepers are under a great deal of pressure that other positions don't necessarily have.” “As we've grown up, we've learned how to deal with mistakes and how to carry this great responsibility.” “It's very gratifying to be here collecting this prize. I'm just really proud to be here.”
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Congratulations to Harry Kane for winning the Ballon d’Or!
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Thought he'd be top 10 like 8th or 9th
🚨 OFFICIAL: Jude Bellingham, 11th at Ballon d’Or 2026.
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Wrong club
🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: INEOS have put Swiss Super League side FC Lausanne-Sport up for sale. [@mjshrimper]
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Bruno has gone full ballistic man what is happening at my club
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I think we should gate Southgate. He would work wonderfully with Wilcox and he would get the best out of Maguire and Shaw. I could also see him doing great with Bruno. He will also bring through plenty of English youth
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Someone said McKenna should replace Carrick and I literally LOLed
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La Liga title race is ON
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He is actually insanely good
🤯 Yan Diomande sent THREE Barcelona players to the shadow realm 😭😭 #BARRMA
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They called you an “e-red” if you wanted Qatar
Just remember Man Utd fans…Most of you buried your heads in the sand when Utd went £700 million in debt overnight then after a few years all bought a scarf….When Qatari’s wanted to buy your Club & wipe out the debt the vast majority of you wanted Sir Jim Radcliffe.
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Starting XI: Lammens - Not good enough. Yoro - Young but not showed enough for me Maguire - Get Out. Heaven - £1M for a reason Dalot - Thanks for trying but ultimately not good enough. Santos - Overweight. Baleba - Trolling. Tielemans - Overweight. Amad - No goal for a year, not good enough. Mbeumo - Has credit. Mount - GET OUT NOW.
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This was the very last day it felt good to be a United fan
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Bird brain Beth at it again
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no serious club will call this a rebuild.
Our three new midfielders all started btw. Worst rebuild ever.
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Our three new midfielders all started btw. Worst rebuild ever.
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