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Bad handwriting is actually a security feature. #ThoughtOfTheDay

One day soon, there will be kids who have no idea why we associate the sound "cha-ching" with money. #ThoughtOfTheDay

Nobody looks average in a cowboy hat. Either you look very cool or like an idiot. #ThoughtOfTheDay

From the sun's point of view, there are no shadows. #ThoughtOfTheDay

Ice skating is walking in cursive. #ThoughtOfTheDay

To an early human, obtaining food is exercise. To a modern human, burning excess food is exercise. #ThoughtOfTheDay

People who sleepwalk are following their dreams. #thoughtoftheday

If you do a free online IQ test then pay to see the result, you’ve failed. #thoughtoftheday

Finding an eggshell in an Egg McMuffin is both annoying and reassuring. #thoughtoftheday

Somewhere in the galaxy a photon from a flashlight you pointed at the night sky when you were a kid is still traveling through space. #thoughtoftheday

The more you expand your vocabulary, the less other people will understand you. #thoughtoftheday

Watermelons are the summer version of pumpkins. #thoughtoftheday

'Part of a complete breakfast’ is a nice way of saying ‘not a complete breakfast'. #thoughtoftheday

John McAfee isn’t dead, he’s just running in the background. #thoughtoftheday

98% of songs containing the word "baby" are not referring to actual babies. #thoughtoftheday

Speech is transferred at the speed of sound, but sign language is transferred at the speed of light. #thoughtoftheday

Until they can handle lava, quicksand and tar pits, all-terrain vehicles are falsely advertised. #thoughtoftheday

If a sloth were to clap, it would always sound sarcastic. #thoughtoftheday