Football Shithousery

“The 11.15pm train back to Southampton has been cancelled” Followed by a “Waaaaaaay” from the home fans. The game is so back.

93 seconds of Joachim Andersen rattling Darwin Nunez to force a red card. Absolute masterclass

Reading keeper Joe Lumley time wasting against Stoke today 😂

This is art. xitter.gq/coysalfie/status/15639…

Absolutely no need from the keeper 😂

Thierry Henry asking Chris Kirkland if he wanted to waste anymore time after a Wigan own goal 😂

Leroy Lita knew what he was doing 😂

When Mourinho told Alonso and Ramos to get booked, so they’d get sent off to miss the meaningless last group game and go into the last 16 with a clean slate 😂

Andersen purposefully frustrating Nunez all game to force a red card, incredible work

Graeme Souness saying “It’s a man’s game” sat next to Karen Carney on the panel xitter.gq/MessiMX30iiii/status/1…

Time wasting in South Africa 😂xitter.gq/PeakSanti/status/15435…

Silva wiping his nose with a Spurs shirt